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DRUNQ AND BACK FROM THE DEADEST (I.E., TEST... MUTHAFUCKA... TEST)
Category: Retardo-babble
Friday, August 30th, 2002 @ 01:47 am
i'm drunk. you're trippin'. all at once, let's get up and raise a toast to this site. 'cause really, it's had an arright afterlife what with shit talking and all and talking about shit. (that especially goes for you, shit.) also, i like smoking. it is teh funest. the end.







oh wait. i forgot this part.
the once and future king.



Comments

NAME: red be an
Monday, October 7th, 2002 @ 07:41 am
got your phone. i'll bring it to bb when i pass her work around noon. the end is now.


NAME: ian
Monday, October 7th, 2002 @ 12:51 am
i've got your phpbb, except it looks more like a phpstfu.

brb, ianal. lmfao.


NAME: foo
Sunday, October 6th, 2002 @ 10:36 pm
Put a PHPBB on this muthafucka and be done with it!


NAME: glitch13
Sunday, October 6th, 2002 @ 01:07 pm
What happens when you mix the Riddler, Gene Simmons, A shrimper and a guy in shoulder pads and a skirt?

shiterific fun, that's what.


NAME: shit again
Friday, October 4th, 2002 @ 04:53 pm
d-nuts @ 7.00pm
don't pussy out because of the short primp time suckas.


NAME: shit
Friday, October 4th, 2002 @ 12:57 pm
there is going to be a fair near my house tonight. bag of donuts will be kicking out the jams. i plan on having so much fun that i shit on myself. keep it real "santa be gay"


NAME: ian
Thursday, October 3rd, 2002 @ 04:14 pm
yeah, we're up and running.

boxen are turned off at g&g's because the power's iffy out in lakeview.


NAME: fix
Thursday, October 3rd, 2002 @ 03:22 pm
oops now in english.
y'all still kickin?


NAME: fix
Thursday, October 3rd, 2002 @ 03:00 pm
oops now in english.
y'all still kickin?


NAME: fix
Thursday, October 3rd, 2002 @ 02:30 pm
oops now in english.
y'all still kickin?


NAME: fix
Thursday, October 3rd, 2002 @ 02:28 pm
is every one still alive?


NAME: mr. nasty
Wednesday, October 2nd, 2002 @ 05:35 pm
if the tornado blew a hot girl on my bird it would be nasty.


NAME: GirlyGirl
Wednesday, October 2nd, 2002 @ 05:29 pm
rebel, Ian the Trogydae, rebel against all that is good and work. the party lasts as long as Lili stays in town.


NAME: ian
Wednesday, October 2nd, 2002 @ 03:16 pm
fuck. i've got work tonight.
how long is this party business supposed to be going on?


NAME: party lover
Wednesday, October 2nd, 2002 @ 03:09 pm
MY PHONE IS FUCKED UP. "HOME" BUT THE CELL WORKS.
GOD BLESS AMERICA, GET BUSY TIME. MORTAL COMBAT!!!!!


NAME: GirlyGirl
Wednesday, October 2nd, 2002 @ 02:57 pm
Your phone isn't working too well, Party Lover.

Now, where did I put those sand bags....


NAME: party lover
Wednesday, October 2nd, 2002 @ 11:03 am
bring beer to ma house and show your bird.


NAME: GirlyGirl
Wednesday, October 2nd, 2002 @ 07:47 am
I guess we're sticking it out again...
To be continued...


NAME: ian
Tuesday, October 1st, 2002 @ 11:43 pm
i don't know, girlygirl.

i'm down with camping. but i'm not down with camping in the rain. and i'm really not down with camping in a storm.


NAME: ian
Tuesday, October 1st, 2002 @ 11:21 pm
um
who's sticking around?
because blackie and matt batt are leaving tomorrow at five in the a.m.


NAME: GirlyGirl
Tuesday, October 1st, 2002 @ 11:19 pm
Maybe we should take that camping trip early, with that hella storm coming and all.


NAME: party lover
Tuesday, October 1st, 2002 @ 05:09 pm
who's bringing beer to my house tonight?
do it!!! or the terrorists have won.


NAME: Niel Armstrong
Tuesday, October 1st, 2002 @ 04:14 pm
or the terrorists have won.


NAME: Niel Armstrong
Tuesday, October 1st, 2002 @ 04:14 pm
Show the boobie.


NAME: glitch13
Tuesday, October 1st, 2002 @ 10:57 am
testy testerton.


NAME: fix
Tuesday, October 1st, 2002 @ 01:37 am
i am too talking to you. i sent you an email didn't i? why wouldn't i be talking to you? any way, every one o.k. down there? the news up here doesn't cover any of that since this is the home of the great economical walk out...or some thing.


NAME: party lover
Sunday, September 29th, 2002 @ 04:03 pm
i'm going to the lakefront to drink beers, fish, and show somebody my bird.


NAME: GirlyGirl
Sunday, September 29th, 2002 @ 02:12 pm
You people are still here? Well, damn...I guess it's time for Mr. Fix to post something to get the ball rollin'.

What was the question? Never mind, I know your not talking to me anyhow.

So, who is going camping with us and Party lover next weekend. We have to take the s.s. corndog..no shit.


NAME: party lover
Saturday, September 28th, 2002 @ 08:23 am
i fell a sleep for 13 hours last night.
so i'll make up for it tonight!


NAME: ian
Friday, September 27th, 2002 @ 08:16 pm
party lover, i'm callin you out.


NAME: party lover
Friday, September 27th, 2002 @ 08:09 am
who's having a party this weekend?


NAME: henry
Thursday, September 26th, 2002 @ 06:51 pm
blacks dance good huh


NAME: fix
Thursday, September 26th, 2002 @ 03:53 pm
why does no one answer questions here?


NAME: party lover
Thursday, September 26th, 2002 @ 02:32 pm
come join me in beer drinking and trash talking on my patio


NAME: ian
Thursday, September 26th, 2002 @ 11:04 am
so that was uhhhh...
i mean

it rained.

i'm glad we're all safe from the bad rain.


NAME: fix
Wednesday, September 25th, 2002 @ 11:31 pm
tried to magic down...
all i got was a bottle a' vodka and some green mist.
maybe we'll try the plane later.


NAME: party lover
Wednesday, September 25th, 2002 @ 08:27 pm

i'f it's deep enough i'm bringing the the s.s corndog and a sheet of acid. fo real. any cops out there can suck my dick!!!!!


NAME: ian
Wednesday, September 25th, 2002 @ 08:03 pm
i'm nekk deep up in tha UPT wit blackie and matt batt an new yort and my future ex-wife.

THIS IS AN ALL POINTS BULLETIN. ERRYBODY GET UP HERE PRESENTLY BECUZ (IN THE IMMORTAL WORDS OF THE TOILET BOYZ) THE PARTY STARTS NOW.


NAME: shit
Wednesday, September 25th, 2002 @ 05:54 pm
neck deep in here ! awww shit


NAME: fix
Wednesday, September 25th, 2002 @ 05:01 pm
ummm...i think i'm stuck in a k hole...


NAME: ian
Wednesday, September 25th, 2002 @ 04:57 pm
the UPT is what gangsta like me call uptown, where i live.

canoe is a small boat that one or two people propel by means of dragging long, flat sticks through the water surrounding said boat. new yort does not own two party barges or cigarette boats or else i would have mentioned those. he does own two canoes. so if that makes me an ass, then that makes you shit. cuz you're totally into me.


NAME: fix
Wednesday, September 25th, 2002 @ 04:33 pm
and this from an old post of mine...i am funny!!!


NAME: fix
Wednesday, September 25th, 2002 @ 04:30 pm
also fagula...are you still using the old ummm...wazthatthing called? the instant text cyber wajama'calit?


NAME: fix
Wednesday, September 25th, 2002 @ 04:28 pm
ummm...i didn't ask what a fuggin' canoe was you pretentious(i can not spell)KUNT!! i only pointed out that you said the word!!
also i was going through the archives and found this
thank you for my time!!


NAME: shit
Wednesday, September 25th, 2002 @ 03:52 pm
neck deep in here. shit


NAME: ian
Wednesday, September 25th, 2002 @ 03:41 pm
the UPT is what gangsta like me call uptown, where i live.

canoe is a small boat that one or two people propel by means of dragging long, flat sticks through the water surrounding said boat. new yort does not own two party barges or cigarette boats or else i would have mentioned those. he does own two canoes. so if that makes me an ass, then that makes you shit. cuz you're totally into me.


NAME: fix
Wednesday, September 25th, 2002 @ 03:40 pm
...at least you didn't say nappy dugout!!!


NAME: fix
Wednesday, September 25th, 2002 @ 03:37 pm
what's the U.P.T.? and...you said canoe!!


ASS!!!


NAME: party lover
Wednesday, September 25th, 2002 @ 09:59 am
i love to party


NAME: ian
Tuesday, September 24th, 2002 @ 04:23 pm
we're planning on partying up here thursday. gettin' some whiskey and brews and we ain't budgin' from this fine town. new yort has two canoes in his back yard and if our neighborhood floods we hittin' it cajun style all over the U.P.T.

and starting tonight i'm saving my effluvia in a buscket so if anyone thinks they're gonna come break into my house and steal my socks they're gonna have to do it covered in hooman sheet. huzzah!

(if you let isidore scare you away from the city what brought you up, the terrorists have already won.)


NAME: party lover
Tuesday, September 24th, 2002 @ 03:36 pm
do the jars have lids fix?


NAME: fix
Tuesday, September 24th, 2002 @ 03:01 pm
i have started keeping my shit and piss in old jars.
so aside from that i'm waiting for a thumbs up from the captain or the lady the captain sang with(she seems to have alot of comunication with the captain).




ohhh...i am laughing about gonethree in a captains hat right now.
tears.
blurring.
vision.
can't.
finger.
assho...oops! keys!
I MEANT KEYS!


NAME: party lover
Tuesday, September 24th, 2002 @ 11:28 am
where's the isidore party?


NAME: ian
Tuesday, September 24th, 2002 @ 01:39 am
fix should totally update.



(p.s., i'm not willis.)


NAME: tron_killa_666
Tuesday, September 24th, 2002 @ 12:12 am
END OF LINE


NAME: Erik Von Zipper
Monday, September 23rd, 2002 @ 07:41 pm
jay does horse.(thanks willis)
there's a band called The Pattern ian should check out.
fix doesn't have a job.(which in my opinion should mean he should update.)
old crow makes a motha' mean.
end of list.




NAME: shit
Monday, September 23rd, 2002 @ 07:13 pm
oh yeah, some people even keep their shit and piss in old jars. i'm not complaining. the site rules but my granmother had her floppy ass tits updated more.


NAME: willis
Monday, September 23rd, 2002 @ 06:48 pm
whatchoo talkin' 'bout?


NAME: Erik Von Zipper
Monday, September 23rd, 2002 @ 05:23 pm
you still hit it. no?


NAME: shit
Monday, September 23rd, 2002 @ 03:33 pm
this site is old like old shit eric.


NAME: Erik Von Zippa'
Monday, September 23rd, 2002 @ 02:44 pm
...and if Erik Von Zippa' likes you. you stayed liked!!


NAME: Erik Von Zippa'
Monday, September 23rd, 2002 @ 02:42 pm
so this post has been up for awhile and it got me to wondering weather this mother was dead after all or if ev'one is just this lazy...or busy.
signed:hoplessly devoted T00oo..pooh


NAME: re dbean
Wednesday, September 18th, 2002 @ 11:08 pm
thanks mc .
you really know how to throw dem bones.
big game , just ended. girlygirl won that shit.


glitch and i let her. keep it on the d.l.


NAME: shit
Tuesday, September 17th, 2002 @ 04:20 pm
holy shit! the sacred union is tomorrow.


NAME: David Letterman
Saturday, September 14th, 2002 @ 11:53 am
That party was awesome. Thank you all.


NAME: gay person
Thursday, September 12th, 2002 @ 07:35 pm
pee-wee baseball


NAME: GirlyGirl
Thursday, September 12th, 2002 @ 06:55 pm
Maybe its not the end of the world as we know it; and maybe i don't feel fine. maybe i will bring a pillow to the party, maybe the party is b-y-o-p. and maybe the p is for pillow or maybe the p is for present or other known p words, like pee.


NAME: GAY PERSON
Wednesday, September 11th, 2002 @ 04:27 pm
LETS HAVE A PILLOW FIGHT AT THE PARTY


NAME: Jesus Quintana
Tuesday, September 10th, 2002 @ 07:54 pm
Joo said it, Mang.


NAME: fix
Sunday, September 8th, 2002 @ 03:49 pm
tootoo funny.


NAME: miss a
Saturday, September 7th, 2002 @ 03:56 pm
mang...


NAME: GAY PERSON
Friday, September 6th, 2002 @ 04:03 pm
SWEET MANG


NAME: simmons, r.
Friday, September 6th, 2002 @ 03:58 pm
i know i will be.


NAME: GAY PERSON
Friday, September 6th, 2002 @ 03:49 pm
WILL OTHER GAYS BE THERE?


NAME: GirlyGirl
Thursday, September 5th, 2002 @ 10:35 pm
PS Ian has informed me that his sisters' surprise party is no longer a surprise and moved to Friday the 13th. Be there or be retarded somewhere else.


NAME: GirlyGirl
Thursday, September 5th, 2002 @ 10:31 pm
To those who don't know..Jason and Reba's wedding is at 11am Wed. Sept. 18th in city park at the Peristyle
http://www.neworleanscitypark.com/cpmaps.html left hand side top map. I personally think that it will be a good day just to skip out on work and enjoy. You only live once.


NAME: chick poker
Wednesday, September 4th, 2002 @ 05:02 pm
bulldog tonight!!!!!
god bless america
get busy time mortal combat


NAME: ian
Tuesday, September 3rd, 2002 @ 01:32 pm
and what does the revolution drive?


NAME: shit
Monday, September 2nd, 2002 @ 05:06 pm
screw labor day. don't do the hibidy dibidy if you can't do the labor bitch.


NAME: miss a
Sunday, September 1st, 2002 @ 10:29 am
oh, and as part of the revolution I just bought a new car. And it is sweet.


NAME: miss a
Friday, August 30th, 2002 @ 08:40 pm
The revolution is now. Burn your houses, kill the lights, send a love letter, love your brothers and sisters. Baby this is a mao-nase-factory. Yeah that's right. Establised 3-16-98. Look it up and look out. Peace my friends.


NAME: brendan turner
Friday, August 30th, 2002 @ 09:49 am
anyone ever see my ol pal m.c. ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
take this all of you and eat it amen


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