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TIRED ASS CORN COB BITCHES...(I.E. YOU)
Category: Retardo-babble
Monday, October 28th, 2002 @ 06:38 pm
Posted By mr.fix
so i was at this site. the future mrs. fix said (and i fucking quote) "what the fuck is this dumb ass shit?" which i first thought was boring...the thing she said i thought that she had said "boring ass shit" which was fucking wrong. by the way i heard that the future 13 and the 13 were getting hitched...and all i heave to say is. do you HAVE to get married. i mean is there little haX0r brewing in girlies womb? i mean the time has c o m e for new meaning and new religion...
i'm pretty sure i don't even know
i mean if you can't have a bunch f nothing... shit i'm fuckin' all of this up. i was tryin' to make a serious post with all the caps and no drunk, but every little thing went into the shitter. i even had a bunch of tech shit i wanted to say.
well. no. i didn't. i just wanted to let all of you. my friends. know that i was going to be putting images back into the archives that i had lost due to an online melt down.. that, mother fuckers is all.











post script: i am drunk.
and on a side note...
here's an email from yeah well here's an email. kiss my ass i'm drunk and have been all daisy. thank you for my time.
Dear Lance- So for the last two weeks, I have had to work six days in a row. Today is the start of my "weekend". Of course they called and tryed to get me to come in today. I could go off about it forever. Any hoo.. Fix and I decided to go on a date last night. We got real drunk and went around town. We got kicked out of the Magic a go-go club. By the way, the ladies at the Magic are not always clothed. In fact only for about one song. So, we decided to not end our date and spent today getting drunk. So far we are into two bottles of Ballatore and an eighteen of bud (bottles). So, my excuse for not doing overtime was drunk. Oh, another cool thing we did recently was purchace our wedding bands. They are stainless steel and super cool. Mine has a diamond and Fix's has black jade in it. We also went to Missoula, MT to visit Fix's brother and to rescue the best record collection in the world. Missoula is a super fun, beautifully quaint town where all the kids do is drink. They were really fun to hang with. Oh yeah, they smoke weed too. Hey, have you tried the most delicious snack in the world yet? It is called "Munchies" and is a combo of Doritos, Cheetos, Sunchips and Pretzels. I was a little scared of it at first, but have since seen the light. Do you have big halloween plans? I guess we missed all the big parties this weekend cause of my damn sucky work schedule (I learned a long time ago, hangover and sharp shiny things DON'T MIX!!!!) but I imagine we will find some troub to get into. Well, I guess that is all from our little corner in the world. Oh, if you get a chance please please do yourself a favor, check out this band THE BAD TIMES. I swear to fucking god. You can order their shit at goner records.It's a cool site anyway, alot of the music I'm into is from Memphis. Also, you can check the rantings of my future husband and other cunts at glitch13.com . Hope all is well, write me soon. xoxo liz



Comments

NAME: kevin horseapples
Friday, November 1st, 2002 @ 12:18 am
is that you, angela???


NAME: miss a
Thursday, October 31st, 2002 @ 01:30 pm
Not to be confused with lance or mount her


NAME: ...
Thursday, October 31st, 2002 @ 12:11 pm
chance encounter...


NAME: miss a
Thursday, October 31st, 2002 @ 11:24 am
Wow, check out this description some lady wrote of a chance encounter with drew..
"His eyebrows were very massive, almost meeting over the nose, and with bushy hair that seemed to curl in its own profusion. The mouth ... was fixed and rather cruel-looking, with peculiarly sharp white teeth; these protruded over the lips, whose remarkable ruddiness showed astonishing vitality in a man of his years ... The general effect was one of extraordinary pallor."


NAME: amy from montana
Thursday, October 31st, 2002 @ 01:57 am
thank you- us Missoulians do rock! such wonderful things were said about our little town of pot- so sweet. if your back again soon, like friday- there will be some quality halloween party action going down!


NAME: ian
Thursday, October 31st, 2002 @ 12:07 am
i'm not gonna talk about it.

by the way, nice addy, a.


NAME: miss a
Wednesday, October 30th, 2002 @ 03:30 pm
What are all you fuckasses doing for Halloween?


NAME: miss a
Wednesday, October 30th, 2002 @ 12:57 pm
I think I might love you.


NAME: party lover
Wednesday, October 30th, 2002 @ 08:47 am
where's the party thursday. i sure hope "the deadest person" comes. i know me and my bird will be there. maybe some girl can sit on it. that would stain it.


NAME: fix
Wednesday, October 30th, 2002 @ 03:01 am
i just want to have clarity...which hoaxes am i forwarding?
and i certenly hope that when i get to the big easy re dbean is armed for white belt hunting!!


NAME: ian
Wednesday, October 30th, 2002 @ 12:50 am
i'll vouch for that.
she's got probably the tightest nostrils on the high plains.


NAME: GirlyGirl
Tuesday, October 29th, 2002 @ 07:36 pm
P.S.
We forgive you, Fix, just keep on forwarding those hoax emails to people you love.
Ian, we know you're anxious for it..getting your mail-in clergy certificate and all.
Redbean, you can't lie about not being armed and dangerous..oh wait, you never said _ _ _.
Miss A, YOU'RE the one "That's tight".


NAME: GirlyGirl
Tuesday, October 29th, 2002 @ 07:28 pm
I would like to be the first to know, thank you very much. If Glitch ever gets up the nerve to ask the all important question you will all be the first (well, second) to know.
love you.


NAME: miss a
Tuesday, October 29th, 2002 @ 05:21 pm
That's tight.


NAME: fix
Tuesday, October 29th, 2002 @ 03:41 pm
oh...um...sorry. i guess i was srong. sorry about spreading false truths.


NAME: re dbean
Tuesday, October 29th, 2002 @ 03:11 pm
i don't really want to shoot anyone in the face! that's not nice . i'm not even a violent person. i don't even own a


NAME: ian
Tuesday, October 29th, 2002 @ 08:17 am
you misinterpreted something, sir.


NAME: fix
Tuesday, October 29th, 2002 @ 03:57 am
yes. lets do.


NAME: re dbean
Monday, October 28th, 2002 @ 07:58 pm
fix,
you're alright.
lets get together sometime
and shoot the singer of the vines in the motherfucking face.


NAME: fix
Monday, October 28th, 2002 @ 07:46 pm
gonna call fagula(x7/ian/joey/keep yer hands off my ass) right now.


NAME: fix
Monday, October 28th, 2002 @ 07:46 pm
gonna call fagula(x7/ian/joey/keep yer hands off my ass) right now.


NAME: fix
Monday, October 28th, 2002 @ 07:44 pm
yeah i dunno. we were on the phone drunk one night and he spilled. seriously i haven't spoken to the man himself or the woman herself in forever.


NAME: re dbean
Monday, October 28th, 2002 @ 07:43 pm
am i some red dick step child who finds shit out last?
don't answer that


NAME: re dbean
Monday, October 28th, 2002 @ 07:41 pm
your shitting me


NAME: fix
Monday, October 28th, 2002 @ 07:39 pm
dunno...blame ian


NAME: re dbean
Monday, October 28th, 2002 @ 07:32 pm
whats this about getting married?


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