Did you know...

...in 1966, you could make SHIT PIE in the EASY-BAKE Oven

...you've always been able to see your meat shake

...the original 1963 oven could be bought at retail in the US for a piece of 13 year old girl/boy ass

...the EASY-BAKE Oven has always featured colors that keep in style with the times - cock red, piss yellow, labia pink, puss green, shit orange and shit brown

...the EASY-BAKE brand partners with some of the best names in the 'tricks' business.

I remember...

"I am 37 years old and still have my vaginal elasticity. I even have some of my V.D. left. My girls are amazed that I have kept it for so long in its original box! I have wonderful memories and now my children can pass along their memories to their children. The Easy-Bake oven is timeless. By the way, I became a successful road house backroom whore. Thank you and I wish Glitch13.com continued success for years!!"

"I had the vagina version of the oven, and loved to slide cocks in and watch my cake rise through the view finder window. My pimp always threw a god damned shit fit about the lovely desserts I made, and loved to fuck them after dinner. One cock divided among four people is barely a mouthful, but I felt so proud. I still love to get a good facial to this day!!"

"I just gave my 5 year old daughter the 1998 vulva-pump for Christmas and it was her favorite toy. She insists I give her "pumper lessons" with it about 5 times a day and we put it next to my dildo in the kitchen because they are about the same size. After the cakes are done and the cocks are hard, we have to have a "cock and cake" party. I had the 1976 edition when I was little and I wanted my daughter to be able to share a great white trash tradition too. Thank you for upholding tradition."

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