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I HAVE HEARD THE VOICE OF GOD

Category: Retardo-babble
Friday, June 22nd, 2001 @ 09:51 am

Posted By Brent

So, I'm just sitting around, ya know, just rockin' and a' rollin' on the ole' computer (as pictured to the left there) when all of a sudden I'm beseiged by a blinding white light coming from my monitor. Then the walls start shaking, The earth was quaking, My mind was achin', and you... oh wait. Thats wrong. So anywho, that's when I heard it, the Voice of God. I think it may have been coming outta my computer speakers, but I have no way to verify, I'm only glad I had quick enough reflexes to record the stuff. I think it may have something to do with a link Fix put in his last post, but the fact remains it has supernatural origins:

Chemestry -=- Alcohol -=- Postage -=- Public Service Annoucement

Once it was all over, everthing went back to normal. I'm not quite sure what the meaning of all of it was, probably some shit about me being a "Choosen One" or "Born for Greatness". I get that kinda shit all the time.

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NAME: ian the trogydae

Sunday, June 24th, 2001 @ 08:36 pm

and in other news...

i really can't say just how weird it is to see jim repulsive live and in person. he's like the very lovechild of glitch13 and mister fix.

it's downright scary.

NAME: Miss A

Saturday, June 23rd, 2001 @ 06:26 am

God glitch..has anyone ever told you to get your own gig before?

NAME: mr.fix

Friday, June 22nd, 2001 @ 03:33 pm

as an after thought they should just make onea' those new fangled devises that you can buy already inside of your computer machine so you don't have to stumble upon them after surfing through page after page of mime humour...

NAME: mr.fix

Friday, June 22nd, 2001 @ 03:26 pm

sir, you may very well be the chosen one...but, you look like one of the guys from Orgy in the picture to the left. also i'm not quite sure why i never thought to ask "would you like to play a game?" or "are you sure you want to play global thermo nuclear war? wouldn't you prefer a good game of chess?"