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A TOAST TO THE KING

Category: Music
Tuesday, January 8th, 2002 @ 03:11 pm

Posted By girlygirl

Well Elvis, it's your birthday...I think that makes you 67 if you are still roaming the earth. So, anyhow, Happy Birthday!

Jelly Donuts for everyone!

P.S. if you really did come to your demise on the shitter, send us a sign to let us know that everything's cool in Rock-n-Roll Heaven.

An update from glitch13:

Elvis. The King. Goddamn he's probably the coolest motherfucker in my book -- fuck what you boy band Beatles fags say, they don't make 'em any cooler than this bastard. Of course when anyone reaches the geritol rock stage of their career things are all downhill, but in his prime no one did, or will, hold a candle to him.

And I guess while we're speaking of kings of some sort or another, I guess I'll make a note that the king of good fast food, Dave Thomas, died yesterday. They didn't release the cause, but I'm going to guess its from eating too many of the tastiest burgers this side of Alpha-Centauri.

w3rd up.

Comments

NAME: GirlyGirl

WEBSITE: http://www.glitch13.com

Monday, January 14th, 2002 @ 10:31 am

WHATEVER!

NAME: ian

Saturday, January 12th, 2002 @ 09:33 pm

mick's pretty kingly, too.

NAME: suz

Friday, January 11th, 2002 @ 02:00 am

I thought Glitch liked the BEEF!

NAME: red bean

Thursday, January 10th, 2002 @ 06:23 pm

dave t was fat. but listen to the song by the FAT BOYS called "the fat boys are back" it really kicks ass.

NAME: glitch13

Thursday, January 10th, 2002 @ 01:29 pm

I ate at Wendy's yesterday, in memoriam of the big DT, and got their new-style taco supremo salad.

Motherfuck! That thing was about 4 pounds of chili (MEATY chili) with some chips cheese and lettuce sprinkled in there somewhere. Top it all off with a cup of some salsa they give you, that was a fucking meal and a half.

NAME: GirlyGirl

WEBSITE: http://www.glitch13.com

Thursday, January 10th, 2002 @ 09:13 am

"Why not take out the comments section alltogether and you can just dream about all the comments praising your original designs?"

Well, then this would be Angry John's website.

NAME: glitch13

Thursday, January 10th, 2002 @ 06:10 am

You make a website that allows people to leave comments, Links and anything they desire...

That's pretty funny, that link looks like it says Comments... to me. And more specifically, I though the general populace would understand, due to the fact the each update has its own comments link, that it was explicitly for comments pertaining to that update.

Got something to tell me that has nothing to do with the update? Oh, well if you hover your mouse over my name up there, you'll notice the cursor turns from an arrow to a little hand (you still with me?) and if you click it, you can send me a message that has nothing to do with the update. Boy Howdy is this techonological stuff darned sophisticated.

NAME: Feasty

Wednesday, January 9th, 2002 @ 11:35 pm

You make a website that allows people to leave comments, Links and anything they desire, then get upset when someone bitches. The Humanity...

How about you heed the advice people give you and not take it as insults?

Why make a website myself when I can come here and hurl insults?

LOOK ANOTHER PIC OF YOURSELF! WOW dude YOUR ideas are so much more cutting edge.

Why not take out the comments section alltogether and you can just dream about all the comments praising your original designs?

NAME: red bean

Wednesday, January 9th, 2002 @ 01:48 pm

dave thomas lived with a fake mom and dad.
that gives you cancer every time.

NAME: glitch13

Wednesday, January 9th, 2002 @ 07:37 am

Liver cancer from eating too many of the tastiest burgers this side of Alpha-Centauri!

Or maybe it was the chili, that was some scrum-didly-umtious shit too. I say they make it into a new advertising campaign:

Our chili is so potent, it will give you ass cancer.

NAME: foo

Wednesday, January 9th, 2002 @ 07:32 am

Dave Thomas died of liver cancer.

NAME: glitch13

Wednesday, January 9th, 2002 @ 05:09 am

(Message to you and everyone guilty of this shit) How about you take all your grandios ideas, stupid unrelated links, and misguided insults, put them all together in an html file and

MAKE YOUR OWN GODDAMNED WEBSITE

NAME: Feasty

Tuesday, January 8th, 2002 @ 08:38 pm

Dude, your cam is lame. Its allways pic's of you, you love yourself that much?

Why dont you replace that cam crap with something like a porn clip download?

love,

Feasty