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A FEW QUICK BLURBS
Category: Humor
Saturday, January 19th, 2002 @ 01:39 pm
Indenting and capitalizing. Check.

First off, I found this in my mailbox the other day and thought I'd share it with all of you.

-SHIT PURSE-

cutin' dido...! it's super fun cool!

remember the flaming bag-o-poo? ...well, this is better!

REQUIRED TOOLS:

1. shit
2. 2 or more nice looking purses (used... these can be purchased @ Thrift City)
3. 2 or more dollar bills (equal dollars to # of purses)
4. 2 or more ACTIVE participants
5. video camera (optional)
now that you have all that...let's begin...SHITPURSE!

(you can record this whole event)

step 1. Get shit in purse
step 2. Place dollar gingerly atop shit in purse
step 3. Place purse on sidewalk of busy, well-trafficked street
step 4. Wait for it (be patient)
step 5. When purse is eyed, picked up, opened, and reached into (and it will be) wait for the look in their eyes and then point and scream
SHITPURSE!

Hint- (flight may now be necessary)
REPEAT REPEAT REPEAT (change locale and time of course)
Hint-(if someone picks up the SHITPURSE and takes it without opening it...LET IT GO...this is why multiple purses were purchased...LET IT GO...there will be others)
Why? You ask ... to make a better world. Imagine ... soon, no one no where will dare steal a lost/dropped purse for fear of the shit inside.
-New Yort-


So there's that. Typos and all in all of its glory. Even if none of you do it, it's fun to think about for a moment or three. But I do know someone with a camcorder and the balls to do such a thing (hint: me), so all interested parties should do what they can to get in touch.

In other news, the Krewe du Vieux parades tonight, even though it appears to be raining now. Molly's is supposed to be a good place to be for the activities, so get yer asses down there. Like anyone needs an excuse to go down to Molly's and throw a few back. Still, you've been informed.

Lastly, the time has come to note the passing of a dear friend.
Grey Bic Lighter
dependable as fuck
months ago - days ago

When I first got back home to Jarlins, I needed a lighter. I bought this grey one. I didn't expect much from it- it was just a disposable lighter. But I found that it lit up with remarkable regularity, and as months passed became aware that it was also lighting up with remarkable longevity. Well, all good things must come to an end and the other night Grey Bic Lighter finally lit its last cigareet. Grey Bic Lighter, you have restored my faith in disposable lighters. May you have fun frollicking in lighter heaven, or whatever lighters do after I throw them away.



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NAME: GirlyGirl
WEBSITE: http://www.glitch13.com
Thursday, January 24th, 2002 @ 01:20 pm
R.I.P. grey bic


NAME: glitch13
Monday, January 21st, 2002 @ 08:49 am
I remember eyeing a lonely purse laying on the sidewalk over by Deja Vu (in French Quarter, on wrong side of Bourbon). I was thinking of taking a gander at the innards, strictly to see whether it was lost or already had been looted, but I passed it by for the very same reason you stated in this post.

I will be the butt of no one's joke. Oh yeah, except god.


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