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Category: pr0n
Saturday, January 26th, 2002 @ 06:40 pm
Posted By Brent
Spikes, Butts, and Fishnets.
All That Is Good.
Well, enough time has passed for a good ole porno post. My lord butts are cool.

I was thinking the other day about why I even post porn on here from time to time. Its not because it will drive up traffic, god knows the people who come here for porn just grab the porn, whip it a few times and move on, not reading a single shred of text anywhere. Then there's the fact that I don't want to be popular for having massive amounts of porn, lord knows the E-conomy doesn't have enough money flying around anymore to support free porn sites, and I'm no exception to that rule.

I suppose it all comes down to the fact that I look at a lot of porn online, and I keep roughly one percent of one percent of it. Naturally, one would assume that due to this, I have some high quality shit on my hands here (taste and mileage may vary), so of course I would want to show it off; but that theory doesn't really hold any water.

Maybe its just because this is my little neck of the cyber woods, I'm quite proud of it, and I like to display the female form on it. Use the site as a sort of pedestal to show the world some nice buns.

Who knows. I do know one thing: Ass is Good. Period. It was a wise man, he who invented ass. Except hairy ass. And that cottage cheese ass thing. Those were bad inventions; but a well formed double cheek is a true work of art. I'd tip my hat to the creator, if I thought he was actually kicking around up there.

Well, that's about it. I could fill untold volumes with my praise of the female bum, but I doubt that dipping a large ladle full of my own obsession, and pouring over the heads of the unwashed masses would keep anyone coming back here more. So take this post at face value and tune in tomorrow or so when me and my writers discuss the usual range of topics including, but not limited to, the social effect of lipstick lesbianism, and the political ramifications of the Camel Press.


NAME: XenuSux
Monday, January 28th, 2002 @ 08:33 pm
yeah, #2 is cool...for me to poop on.

NAME: ian
Monday, January 28th, 2002 @ 12:22 am
sign me up for girl #2.

as in the second girl.

not the #2 issued forth from girls. poop is nasty.

NAME: glitch13
Sunday, January 27th, 2002 @ 01:42 pm
foo: http://www.littlegrayguy.com/images/page036/index1.htm - Its from some guys page that takes chicks home and takes pictures of them holding his cat. Although this is the only chick on the entire site never holds the cat in a picture. I suppose he thought it would detract from the total assitude she's rocking out back.

suz: Secret? Hell, I'll yell it from a mountain. Well, as long as its a female.

NAME: suz
Sunday, January 27th, 2002 @ 01:34 pm
Yes, we all know your fasination for butts, but the question is why? Maybe it's b/c you secretly like having yours played w/.......hmmmmm

NAME: foo
WEBSITE: http://foo
Sunday, January 27th, 2002 @ 11:52 am
Two thumbs up for number three. And I'm supposed to believe an ass like that is the result of random mutation and natural selection? Clearly the devine is at work.