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| PORN REVISITED |  | Category: pr0n
Friday, February 8th, 2002 @ 11:34 pm
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Visions Of Booty Cheeks Dance In My Head
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I've been looking at porn online for longer than I care to remember. This is no problem in and of itself, just the information I'm becoming more and more privy to, due to me noticing certain trends during my rampant parusals, bothers me.
I have a friend, lets call him foo, who can't even begin to get emotionally, much less physically, stimulated by a picture unless he has the entire series of said picture (context definition of "series": then entire collection of all photographs taken in any given photo shoot). This to me is completely demystifying the entire experience. An example of what I see when looking at a complete series follows:
- Camera man: "Ok, pull your panties down to your ass." *Snap*
- Camera man: "Now bend over and look sexy." *Snap*
- Pr0n Chick: "Like this?"
- Camera man: "Yeah, sure." *Snap*
- Camera man: "Good, now turn around and pull your shirt up over one tit." *Snap*
- Camera man: "This is great! Now bend over and spread your ass cheeks." *Snap*
- Camera man: "Honey, you are so beautiful." *Snap*
- Camera man: "Put a finger in your ass." *Snap*
- Camera man: (Same shit, increasing in hardcoredness) *Snap*
- Camera man: (Lather, rinse, repeat.) *Snap*
You see what I'm getting at here? Complete destruction of the fantasy you're supposed to be envisioning. Its not that when I'm looking at single shots I can imagine myself locked in a room with all these random women, its just that I don't have the ever present knowledge that the whole thing is staged. Not only because they're in series, but also because you see almost every turn, every hair flip, every bend over happening scene by scene; you could probably make a flip book out of it.
Beyond destroying the fantasy, it also makes "the formula" a lot more noticeble. You know the formula:
- 2 Pictures: Girl with Clothes on
- 3 Pictures: Varying states of toplessness
- 3 Pictures: Topless showing butt
- 5 Pictures: Taking off Lower clothing
- 1 Picture(MAYBE): Good ass shot
- 15+ Pictures: OB/GYN Exam Time
Now the numbers may not be correct, but all in all, you could probably scale them up or down and it would be pretty damned close to the real deal. Now there are series that I do keep, but this is an extreme rarity. Like I said before in an earlier post, I keep maybe 1% of 1% of all the porn I look at, and the series I keep would probably occupy about .5% of that amount.
What can I say? Just gimme a clean shot of a nice butt, and I'm content.
  
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