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WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS, POST PORN
Category: pr0n
Tuesday, March 12th, 2002 @ 06:06 pm
Posted By Brent
You don't need to read this caption to justify looking at the boobs.
  • Cox's News server - Down
  • The Max Board - Down
  • Morpheus - Down
  • Gnutella - Unreliable
And there we have the current state of my porn scouring outlets. Porn is an important thing in my life, not just for enjoyment, but for peace of mind. Awhile ago, Foo mentioned that most online porn junkies (like he and myself) don't obsessively download porn because they're perverted freaks who need visual carnal stimulation at all times (that just how it starts), its that you begin to compulsively obsess over the mere act of downloading the porn. Its not that you're actually going to lay back and stroke it to the entire Sylvia Saint collection if you get it; its that you need to get it to feel sane. You see a sexy picture of a fucking knee, you need to find every picture of that knee that has ever existed to fill that fucking black empty pit in your soul. Without the entire collection, you are nothing.

Now, he's a worse case than I, but I still have my quirks, and I'd have to say, one of the worse things that can arise in this situation is being without. I've found few alternative sources other than the handful I named above, but they just don't do. I don't know if its just that I have come to associate these sources with goodness, and can't stand to get my fix anywhere else, or if its just that I haven't found anything that parallels them, and I'm leaning toward the latter.

So, my faithful (and you not so faithful that have just googled in from a search for vulva pump or large labia) I need you to fill my coffers (from here out referred to as THE COMMENTS SECTION) with a lot of lusty links. Somewhere I can go to view a bounty of beautiful butts, an assemblage of astute asses, a plethora of pleasing posteriors. And maybe a few lesbians peeing on each other just to keep it interesting.

Anyways, throw down the URLs to your favorite porn haunts and lets build a pile of links so damned big, God himself won't be able to ignore it (or just enough to give me something to think about when I'm in the shower tonight, which ever comes first).

Take the elevator At the Hotel Yorba I'll be glad to see ya later



Comments

NAME: foo
Friday, March 15th, 2002 @ 08:33 am
shemales don't count


NAME: swagger mcbigdick
Thursday, March 14th, 2002 @ 10:05 pm
my favorite source of porn is the endless train of ladies coming by my place. when they show up, they get naked and i just know i'm getting off. that's the kind of porn i'm into.


NAME: re dbean
Thursday, March 14th, 2002 @ 09:27 pm
dog ass is not slow


NAME: GirlyGirl
WEBSITE: http://glitch13.com
Thursday, March 14th, 2002 @ 05:52 pm
Glad to know your still alive, Fix.


NAME: mr.fix
Thursday, March 14th, 2002 @ 05:36 pm
as stated above my name is fix and i ... have the online through the AOL
it appears that the phone lines aren't as bad or as slow here as the rest of the world but it is a very perilous journey
i have yet to learn how to spell
i hope to wade through the new rules and post soon
porn smooths your finger prints
damn the man!!!
thank you for my time
that is all


NAME: McGurk
Wednesday, March 13th, 2002 @ 03:02 pm
www.persiankitty.com

www.worldsex.com

www.asianthumbs.org

arright, arright, i don't wanna hear any guff about that last one. even if that's not your thing it's still got some hotties (look for jade marcela and mika tan). it's also got a link to a latina thumbs web page with even more hotties.



NAME: foo
Wednesday, March 13th, 2002 @ 10:50 am
Gnutella is completely useless to one that needs the whole set. I mean, sure I can find pictures of Katie...but can I find Katie pictures from the new baby oil set???

I pay 10 bucks a month for a newsfeed from uncensored-news.com
You get around 200 megs of bandwidth a day, and their retention is very good. You can pay more money for more bandwidth. The only 2 complaints I have are: 1) They are about 6 days behind. This isn't a big deal unless you have something specific you're looking for that wasn't complete on Cox's server 2) The transfer rate is about 30k/second. This isn't bad for jpgs, but it is a tad slow for movies.



NAME: ian
Tuesday, March 12th, 2002 @ 11:48 pm
pass the ass
here's the rundown...
there are two halves of the screen. ignore the right half. that's all the banners-a-go-go stuff.
the left half is generally three columns.
ignore the middle one.
more pop-up hell.
i don't know if that will help you with being a completionist, but they put lots of links up and they update once a week.

oh. and my vote is for girl number two.


NAME: glitch13
Tuesday, March 12th, 2002 @ 09:40 pm
Well, the cox news server isn't down after all, just slow as dog ass. Might as well be down.


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