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BIRTH OF THE UBERMENSCH
Category: Personal
Saturday, March 23rd, 2002 @ 01:38 pm
This past week has found me in rather rare form. A million circumstances all fell into place at once and the result has been -for lack of a better word- groundshaking. At least insofar as one might consider my head the ground.

Last weekend was a wonderful time filled with hanging out with those of you I know and love in this fair city. However, it was yet another weekend where very little economic input was coming from me and though I had lots of fun I was left feeling like a mooch. And if there is one type of human I have absolute hatred for at this point in the game, it's a mooch. So there's part of it. I was a mooch last weekend and I hate mooches. Something's got to change.

Part of the mooching resulted in my accepting a pack of cigarettes that I lacked the funds for at the time. And then I got home from my weekend of mooching and found that my finances didn't really allow for the purchase of cigarettes. And boy was I pissed. I tried cleaning my room and ended up throwing just about everything I picked up due to frustration tied with some aspect of where it was when I picked it up or some minor difficulty involved in putting it away. Then something got me really angry (something physical and substantial- not just the lame philosophical shit I usually go off on) and I just had to get out. So I went for a walk. And that walk was brisk. And that walk became a run. I ran for like two miles without stopping. Yes. I, who claim to be willing to walk to Cuba before running a block, ran for two miles. And did my little brain race.

My brain raced and said it was time to stop being a mooch. That means getting finances in order. That means cutting out wasteful expenses. Four dollars a day time thirty days a month equals one hundred and twenty dollars that could go to anything else. Anyfucking thing else. But I would be facing an increase in appetite and a hit in metabolic rate. This would not be the last night I'd be running. As I ran and felt my blood pumping and my muscles working in concert to move me forward, I realized what needed to happen. For twenty-six years I have dumped endless unrelated facts into my head. I have watched behind the music. I have read trivial pursuit cards. I put a blue led in my old answering machine just to see if I could do it. I've focused me attentions on a porn star and collected every picture I could find. I've seen the heart of a nuclear missile laid open and then reassembled. I can easily and confidently explain the origin of the term "breakdancing". My brain may not be the best when compared to those of my esteemed associates, but it's got a fair amount of sharp to it. My body is what is lacking. And that is going to change.

It's about fucking time.


I have goals. In the long run, I am aiming for something a little short of swoll. Why not swoll? Am I simply aiming low so that I don't have to work too much? No. Two reasons. One, I don't like the word swoll. Two, I've never much cared for the muscle-bound look. But I want command of this meat I'm living in. I want to knock out a few pullups. I want to knock out way more than a few pushups. And already I am making progress towards this. Within two months, if I stay focused, I should be able to enjoy a trip to the beach without the protection of a shirt to cover my pale, flabby self. And I have one person to thank as proof that all of this is possible.

I called him fat and he made himself not fat. And now I will do the same with myself. And then I will have achieved my own definition of ubermensch. I will be in possession of a sharp mind and a developed body. I will be able to carry my own in an argument as I have always done- with strongarm tactics like "shutup, you're fat". And I'll be able to last maybe a minute or two in a fight, as opposed to the ten seconds I could muster now. Regrettably, this has not been a very well-reasoned or laid out update, but it's been a few days of bnetd stuff and this is really just a mission statement. This is something for people to rib me about and ask if I'm keeping up with. This is not the "I'm not gonna drink thing". I lacked true purpose then. I do not now.

Over and out.



Comments

NAME: ian
Monday, March 25th, 2002 @ 11:30 pm
so uhhh...
did you get the 200 for almost pissing in your friend's hands or did you almost take someone up on the offer of 200 dollars to piss in their hands?


NAME: miss a
Monday, March 25th, 2002 @ 08:26 pm
while ian is off making a better man of myself I, in turn, was making a better man of myself during yesterday, which was my birthday. I almost pissed in our friend's cupped hands on top of the bar for 200 dollars. then I slept for one hour and went to work at 7 in the morning, and boy is my chest hairy.


NAME: foo
Monday, March 25th, 2002 @ 10:02 am
Glad to see that my dedication has now spread back to its progenitor. It is a wonder to behold. Swoll, it seems, may be contagious.

And glitch, I see that my Redhat7.2 CD and rc.firewall has paid off for you. I expect much quid pro quo on this.

Postscriptum:
Glitch, we are now rounding the final lap. I am moving into the overtaking lane. I have a burst of energy that comes in the form of a female that despises fat. You'd better up your routine or you're going to have to live in a world where foo is more tone than thou.


NAME: ian
Monday, March 25th, 2002 @ 02:45 am
fix has no weight to lose. he is a lean, mean, drinking machine.

also, my ass is so cakeylicious that it is currently insured for three bahoolian dollars.

and, happy birthday to miss a. if i weren't about to head off to bed, i'm make a real live post about that. but i am. so i'm not.


NAME: suz
Sunday, March 24th, 2002 @ 11:42 pm
Some even might say that smokin crack can contribute to ones losing weight.....hmmmmmmm


NAME: mr.fix
Sunday, March 24th, 2002 @ 01:51 pm
if this is supposed to be funny, IT'S NOT!
pointing out that i am fat and dim witted is't the nicest thing you could focus an update on...
now, seriously, YOU GO GIRL! and before you get all hot and rock hard i just want to say one thing. you will always be a cake ass in my eyes.


NAME: glitch13
Saturday, March 23rd, 2002 @ 11:12 pm
welcome to the world of weight loss.

People rib me cause I eat one meal a day, but fuck it, I don't get hungry. When you start eating only when your hungry, the world changes for you. You start to notice how much people eat for recreation and not out of hunger.

All in all, I have to say, your no mooch, you've contributed more than I feel comfortable with in social situations and Its all good.

In closing, I have to say:


ROCK ON


NAME: suz
Saturday, March 23rd, 2002 @ 07:14 pm
Damn ........been so long w/ no update, I thought you kids were dead.


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