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I IS GAINFULLY EMPLOYED
Category: Personal
Tuesday, May 14th, 2002 @ 11:31 am
Posted By Brent
Mr. Happy-Go-To-Work-Man
Well, I am once again on the straight and narrow. I have achieved employment once more. I wish I could say that, like John, have risen like the phoenix from the ashes of being laid off, but that would be false. Its more like this quivering lump of unemployed medical refuse was grasped and ripped from the ashes and thrown back into the air by someone who must be the best damned salesmen on the planet. I mean, hell, he sold me for christsakes. And his boss bought it, hook, like and sinker.

Not to say that it was a con job, but you know, a person can't write about themselves without delving into a little bit of self-ego-mutilation. Its just how journaling works.

The clincher is that I pulled the "I'm going to be out of town at the end of this week," so I was able to hook up starting on Tuesday so that I can still go on vacation. Shazam. within two weeks I've been laid off, had a little time off from work as a side effect, got a vacation and a new fucking jizzob! I WIN!



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NAME: glitch13
Saturday, June 8th, 2002 @ 04:26 am
skonk


NAME: glitch13
Saturday, June 8th, 2002 @ 04:26 am


NAME: suz
Wednesday, May 15th, 2002 @ 12:07 pm
congrats on the jizzob! not the subject but......12 more hours till......STAR WARS 2 YEPEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!


NAME: r ed bean
Wednesday, May 15th, 2002 @ 06:47 am
haipoo mang.


NAME: GirlyGirl
WEBSITE: http://glitch13.com
Wednesday, May 15th, 2002 @ 02:11 am
that would about sum it up.


NAME: ian
Tuesday, May 14th, 2002 @ 11:36 pm
what a beautiful haiku!

ananyway, so i'm not reallysure from your post. it sounds like john got you a job where he works.

is that right?


NAME: r ed bean
Tuesday, May 14th, 2002 @ 10:28 pm
man this is it !!
sand in my dick.
man this is it
sand, warm sand at last
man, oh man
sand in my ass
small, yellow hard and happy


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