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THE PART THAT CUTS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE, BUT THE MISS A SEX IS CONTAINED GENEROUSLY...
Category: Humor
Wednesday, November 13th, 2002 @ 02:42 pm
Posted By Miss A
I will now tell you a story with some words, O brothers, it is called My Summer Vacation. It is by Miss A.


One day I was walking to the shit creek. I saw a moist lady who needed help. I retarded her. She said "along a fence" , and gave me a cannon. I put it in my ovary. I then continued on my way.

"Along a fence."


Soon, I saw a playful rabbit. It had hurt its throat vein. I wrapped it with a bandage, and it said "squirt". I got up and kept on walking towards my destination..

"It had hurt its throat vein."


Soon, I stumbled across a rolling pin. I picked it up and put it in my asshole. It was getting pickled and I still had to go to the Las Vegas. I hunted as fast as I could. I finally reached the Dance City...

"I stumbled across a rolling pin."


"Bowling hot spears!", I said, it was closed. I started walking stoically back towards my peapod. I felt throaty about what I had accomplished!! Indeed. End of transmission.

Comments

NAME: party lover
Wednesday, November 27th, 2002 @ 05:06 pm
i'll be at hooters tonight. come buy and look into my eyes, sit down with me than drink to the cold.


NAME: Miss A
Wednesday, November 27th, 2002 @ 04:56 pm
Oh also, happy thanksgiving from Scott and Miss A
http://www.darkfurr.org/gallery/whitby/whitbygazette199911/thursdaynight.jpg


NAME: Miss A
Wednesday, November 27th, 2002 @ 04:23 pm
fix saying "Oh great now you're dad's here" regarding the pizza man.


NAME: mr. nasty
Wednesday, November 27th, 2002 @ 04:00 pm
birds, lips


NAME: Niel Armstrong
Wednesday, November 27th, 2002 @ 01:24 am
Intelligence, looks, and success are what keeps evolution going. What else is there?


NAME: party lover
Tuesday, November 26th, 2002 @ 05:39 pm
egg nog


NAME: mr. nasty
Tuesday, November 26th, 2002 @ 04:33 pm
if an ugly dude get's a girl drunk it helps his chances of getting his bird wet at hooters. all you ugly people join me. so's i can call you ugly.


NAME: Miss A
Tuesday, November 26th, 2002 @ 03:37 pm
That was dumb.


NAME: Evil Fix with goatee
Tuesday, November 26th, 2002 @ 02:48 pm
My mom smoked crak and now I'm in a special place. And they bring me a hot beef injection every night.


NAME: Miss A
Monday, November 25th, 2002 @ 05:55 pm
*farrrrrrt* says fix


NAME: fix
Monday, November 25th, 2002 @ 04:23 pm
ah-ha! ah-ha! ah-ha! i'm sayingthat every way it can be said. ahhhh-HA!


NAME: Niel Armstrong
Monday, November 25th, 2002 @ 03:42 pm
Hold on let me try that again.

You got more cool than polyester at an ah-ha concert?



NAME: Niel Armstrong
Monday, November 25th, 2002 @ 03:35 pm
You got more cool than polyester


NAME: Miss A
Monday, November 25th, 2002 @ 02:42 pm
I said that with a stylish look on my face.


NAME: Miss A
Monday, November 25th, 2002 @ 02:41 pm
You fatass.


NAME: el duderino
Sunday, November 24th, 2002 @ 06:58 pm
They peed on my fucking rug,man.


NAME: party lover
Saturday, November 23rd, 2002 @ 04:02 am
352 am kicken it . you no


NAME: Niel Armstrong
Friday, November 22nd, 2002 @ 11:47 pm
....then drive around. Its unreal.


NAME: party lover
Friday, November 22nd, 2002 @ 03:08 pm
drink beers smoke drugs smoke cocaine


NAME: Niel Armstrong
Wednesday, November 20th, 2002 @ 09:25 am
Thats good now he can have someone to remind him when curfew is.


NAME: fix
Tuesday, November 19th, 2002 @ 04:27 pm
some one is falsely commenting for me...brilliant though creepy.
because iwas going to say just that. i guess people really do hate me.


NAME: Miss A
Tuesday, November 19th, 2002 @ 01:22 pm
will someone please tell me how this works?
http://www.sprott.physics.wisc.edu/pickover/esp2.html#aleph2


NAME: Miss A
Tuesday, November 19th, 2002 @ 10:48 am
uh...the middle hanson brother just had a kid, well he didn't, his wife did. that makes me feel weird.


NAME: fix
Tuesday, November 19th, 2002 @ 09:58 am
I spread carp on the farm and I fart like a Darm! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!


NAME: fix
Tuesday, November 19th, 2002 @ 09:55 am
I'm a faggy fag! *farrrrrrt*


NAME: GirlyGirl
Tuesday, November 19th, 2002 @ 12:18 am
now, that's funny.


NAME: Niel Armstrong
Monday, November 18th, 2002 @ 11:16 pm
bet you can't wait to hear the end of this story.


NAME: Niel Armstrong
Monday, November 18th, 2002 @ 11:13 pm
I swallowed a king cake baby once.


NAME: fix
Monday, November 18th, 2002 @ 08:12 pm
yeah, he shit the fridge.


NAME: brandan turner
Monday, November 18th, 2002 @ 07:46 pm
i hope everone in canada dies that way i can go grab me a building or two. fuck canada.


NAME: Miss A
Monday, November 18th, 2002 @ 06:06 pm
I would like to throw a Bobbie Brown (not that bobbie brown) quote out, remember this one mr. drew?

"I quit drinking wine when I shit my friend's fridge."


NAME: Niel Armstrong
Monday, November 18th, 2002 @ 05:47 pm
oops


NAME: shit
Monday, November 18th, 2002 @ 03:39 pm
i'll be drinking beers in my pod today .the first cap gets twisted shortly after i gets off of work. come on by and we can play chase. don't shit in my baby pool.


NAME: Miss A
Monday, November 18th, 2002 @ 02:14 pm
But the Miss A quotes are generously factual.


NAME: glitch13
Monday, November 18th, 2002 @ 11:54 am
Ya, I've known about that quote for a while, just been too lazy to take it down.

Theres also one or two Mark Twainizms in there that are falsely attributed.


NAME: ian
Monday, November 18th, 2002 @ 01:50 am
also, this...
as i was about to leave here, i spotted the random quote and saw that it was the bit about mariah carey and the starving kids. so i decided to check up on it.

ha-HA, sucker. mister g13 might want to delete an entry from his quotes file.


NAME: ian
Monday, November 18th, 2002 @ 01:43 am
i just won 20th anniversary trivial pursuit. i don't know if i should be proud or ashamed.

so you can consider this either boasting or confessing.

the end.


NAME: Niel Armstrong
Sunday, November 17th, 2002 @ 05:03 pm
beside if I was a hippie I wouldn't have this Bling Bling.


NAME: Niel Armstrong
Saturday, November 16th, 2002 @ 10:55 pm
http://www.theonion.com/onion3842/marxists_apartment.html


NAME: Niel Armstrong
Saturday, November 16th, 2002 @ 10:51 pm
uhhhh
for reference


NAME: fix
Saturday, November 16th, 2002 @ 02:45 pm
...or with the "meditation"...hippy!!


NAME: Niel Armstrong
Saturday, November 16th, 2002 @ 10:47 am
Thank you, Thank you. It just comes naturally with the medication.


NAME: ian
Saturday, November 16th, 2002 @ 08:32 am
oh, that niel armstrong!


NAME: Niel Armstrong
Friday, November 15th, 2002 @ 05:44 pm
or good in a bad way or yard in a backway or gard in a boodway.


NAME: Niel Armstrong
Friday, November 15th, 2002 @ 05:40 pm
Those back yards must be bad in a good way.


NAME: miss a
Friday, November 15th, 2002 @ 03:48 pm
I'll show you what's in my backyard.


NAME: fix
Friday, November 15th, 2002 @ 03:42 pm
i change into a bat so's i can seewhats in my back yard.


NAME: Niel Armstrong
Friday, November 15th, 2002 @ 03:22 pm
ACtually not if you were a porcupine but the other ones are alright. I think I'm a bat when I'm loaded.


NAME: Niel Armstrong
Friday, November 15th, 2002 @ 03:12 pm
I'd still do you.


NAME: Miss A
Thursday, November 14th, 2002 @ 04:31 pm
I just took a furry test and apparently I am either a bat, porcupine, or a baboon personality. Fucking great.


NAME: Miss A
Thursday, November 14th, 2002 @ 09:46 am
I really like the part in the story where I can pickle things by putting them in my asshole. I also like how the other story points out all you have to do to get Fix to spill a secret is give him a dolphin.


NAME: Miss A
Thursday, November 14th, 2002 @ 09:44 am
I need to be done.


NAME: Niel Armstrong
Thursday, November 14th, 2002 @ 09:41 am
Bee's know where the honeys at.


NAME: Niel Armstrong
Thursday, November 14th, 2002 @ 09:37 am
Bee's sneeze and fly backwards. But to go forward they have to eat alot of chinese food.


NAME: b.turne@mr.nastys house
Wednesday, November 13th, 2002 @ 10:46 pm
bees sting you if one time you get stuck in betwEENn two tree limbs and they sting your ass. if you're a girl i'd stare at the ass before some dude sprays raid to kill the bees.
ps bananas foster has gone bananas.


NAME: ian
Wednesday, November 13th, 2002 @ 10:31 pm
always remember to bring your trusty bees.


NAME: fix
Wednesday, November 13th, 2002 @ 10:00 pm
ohmyspace bar.


NAME: Niel Armstrong
Wednesday, November 13th, 2002 @ 10:00 pm
He had the carrot......on his head. like a third eye.


NAME: soria_7
Wednesday, November 13th, 2002 @ 06:21 pm
That story is cool. I wish it would happen to me too!!!


NAME: Miss A
Wednesday, November 13th, 2002 @ 05:24 pm
I'm sorry to do this to you guys but P.S.

Miss A decided to time travel using her log hole to go back to the year 17. In this year, she was hoping to discover the wet secret of Brent 's plumpness. As soon as she pressed the bottle opener in her log hole, she was whisked off gamely to 17. YAM!! Miss A had arrived at her destination. She was about to investigate her surroundings when she ran into a pack of messily grape flavored pool boys! 'shitfuck', yelled Miss A. She began to hump, as she thought that this would be the best way to resolve the situation. Just then, she emptied into a very lame Scott. 'How did you get here?', asked Miss A with a stylish look on her face. 'Simple', said Scott. 'I was able to travel time using my trusty bee. Good thing I ran into you, because now I can help bat off this pack of messily grape flavored pool boys.' 'Balls, Scott, you really are firey for doing this!', said Miss A. As the pool boys charged at Trunks and Scott, the two began to power up for a Slip Hump Clever Lie. 'Eat this, you D-bag', the two yelled. 'Slip Hump Clever Lie'!!! The combined energy of the attack was able to wipe out the grape flavored pool boys!! 'Good job, Miss A.', said Scott. 'You did a better job than Bill Cosby ever could have ever done.' 'Thanks a lot. You're quite snotty yourself.', said Miss A with a smile. 'No prob. Let's head for home!' 'No wait!', yelled Miss A. 'I can't leave until I discover the wet secret of Brent.' 'Don't worry. If you let Mr. Fix use your dolphin, then that will make Mr. Fix happy and they'll tell you the secret.', said Scott. 'Ok then, let's go back to our time. We'd better hurry because those 4 meaty meat I ate before are starting to catch up with me and I'm going to have to blew ass in a toilet real soon.', Miss A said. 'You FAT ASS, that was more than I needed to know.', snapped Scott. 'Whoops, sorry'. After that, the 2 headed back to the present, where Miss A promptly went to blew ass into a toilet.


NAME: Miss A
Wednesday, November 13th, 2002 @ 05:23 pm
I'm sorry to do this to you guys but P.S.

Miss A decided to time travel using her log hole to go back to the year 17. In this year, she was hoping to discover the wet secret of Brent 's plumpness. As soon as she pressed the bottle opener in her log hole, she was whisked off gamely to 17. YAM!! Miss A had arrived at her destination. She was about to investigate her surroundings when she ran into a pack of messily grape flavored pool boys! 'shitfuck', yelled Miss A. She began to hump, as she thought that this would be the best way to resolve the situation. Just then, she emptied into a very lame Scott. 'How did you get here?', asked Miss A with a stylish look on her face. 'Simple', said Scott. 'I was able to travel time using my trusty bee. Good thing I ran into you, because now I can help bat off this pack of messily grape flavored pool boys.' 'Balls, Scott, you really are firey for doing this!', said Miss A. As the pool boys charged at Trunks and Scott, the two began to power up for a Slip Hump Clever Lie. 'Eat this, you D-bag', the two yelled. 'Slip Hump Clever Lie'!!! The combined energy of the attack was able to wipe out the grape flavored pool boys!! 'Good job, Miss A.', said Scott. 'You did a better job than Bill Cosby ever could have ever done.' 'Thanks a lot. You're quite snotty yourself.', said Miss A with a smile. 'No prob. Let's head for home!' 'No wait!', yelled Miss A. 'I can't leave until I discover the wet secret of Brent.' 'Don't worry. If you let Mr. Fix use your dolphin, then that will make Mr. Fix happy and they'll tell you the secret.', said Scott. 'Ok then, let's go back to our time. We'd better hurry because those 4 meaty meat I ate before are starting to catch up with me and I'm going to have to blew ass in a toilet real soon.', Miss A said. 'You FAT ASS, that was more than I needed to know.', snapped Scott. 'Whoops, sorry'. After that, the 2 headed back to the present, where Miss A promptly went to blew ass into a toilet.


NAME: re dbean
Wednesday, November 13th, 2002 @ 04:52 pm
those hotdogs look good. one time a bunch of kids all screamed out at once "we want a hotdog, we want a hotdog". they said hotdog fast but the other words slow. try it . i bet you you think that's funny like me.


NAME: glitch13
Wednesday, November 13th, 2002 @ 03:35 pm
Beginning of emissions.


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