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HAPPY SEX/DIAMONDS/CHOCOLATE DAY!
Category: Personal
Friday, February 14th, 2003 @ 05:00 pm
Posted By Brent
Well, that magical day, that me and mine ignore for the most part, is here upon us again. Ah, behold Valentines day. Now, don't mistake apathy for disgust. You won't hear some commie rant from me about globalization and the creeping western influence across the world. What the shit do I care whether or not someone does or doesn't want a McWhatthefuck Burger. Apparently somebody was buying them, I doubt companies factor American hegemony into their bottom lines when deciding where their company stands in the 'Global Market'..

Eeek, lemme stop that in its tracks. Anywho, I've never really gotten into the whole Valentines day shindig, I suppose its just never really struck me as anything special. Sure, I'll take my girlfriend out for a nice dinner and climb into bed that night, furtively hoping that anal sex is somewhere in the itinerary -- but that's about it. Sometimes I get lucky and she wants to be on the receiving end of it, but that's usually pushing it a bit far.

So, anyone got any gushy gushy plans?

Comments

NAME: niel
Wednesday, February 26th, 2003 @ 11:07 pm
hungry dude doesn't like french food?


NAME: Miss A
Wednesday, February 26th, 2003 @ 06:43 pm
not that I would have that problem, heh


NAME: Miss A
Wednesday, February 26th, 2003 @ 06:42 pm
I want one of those japanese skirts with the ass painted on them so they look see through..genius...although my co worker pointed out it could be labeled false advertising since your real ass might look alot different than the painted ass..


NAME: ian
Wednesday, February 26th, 2003 @ 03:57 pm
am i the only one who didn't know that pall malls are unfiltered?

because i thought it would be funny to smoke pall malls and then it turned out the joke was on me. now i have tobacco in my mouth.
*pleh.*


NAME: Miss A
Wednesday, February 26th, 2003 @ 02:07 pm
I like french kissing, and french fries. at the same time.


NAME: hungry dude
Wednesday, February 26th, 2003 @ 02:00 pm
just another reason to bomb france. french kill themselves all the time.
if you like the french raise your left hand. now if you are french raise the other along with it.


NAME: niel
Tuesday, February 25th, 2003 @ 11:50 pm
why attack?


NAME: Miss A
Tuesday, February 25th, 2003 @ 05:16 pm
really? that is weird..others had this problem as well, what the fuck


NAME: fix
Tuesday, February 25th, 2003 @ 03:37 pm
miss a???i tried mailing you...failure.


NAME: Miss A
Tuesday, February 25th, 2003 @ 02:35 pm
oh, 27! holy shit that is old! where are the pictures of his nuts, glitch?


NAME: Miss A
Tuesday, February 25th, 2003 @ 10:29 am
oh man, how old is it?


NAME: ian
Tuesday, February 25th, 2003 @ 08:37 am
thank you, hungry dude.
i'm tired.


NAME: hungry dude
Monday, February 24th, 2003 @ 07:34 pm
happy birthday ian.
i'm hungry


NAME: r edbean
Friday, February 21st, 2003 @ 08:02 pm
donuts tonight at tips


NAME: niel
Thursday, February 20th, 2003 @ 11:08 pm
fish gotta swim birds gotta fly.


NAME: Miss A
Thursday, February 20th, 2003 @ 06:19 pm
are you threatening me?


NAME: niel
Thursday, February 20th, 2003 @ 12:32 pm
Captain Ahab.


NAME: glitch13
Thursday, February 20th, 2003 @ 12:13 am
party lover,

I probably should have gone out tonight with you, I hadn't checked the fundage (amazingly, there was some in there), and gg was sick, but still, I should have braved the breast infested waters with you.


NAME: Miss A
Wednesday, February 19th, 2003 @ 04:51 pm
Some know-eggs for Ian:

http://ajcornelius.diaryland.com/030219_23.html


NAME: party lover
Wednesday, February 19th, 2003 @ 04:49 pm
those cubins are stupid. the walmsley grocery does got good sandwiches though and any flavor big shot. i had the chop poorboy for lunch. also anyone who feels like doing something tonight "nothing homosexual" should call me.


NAME: ian
Wednesday, February 19th, 2003 @ 04:22 pm
all the french jewish people (like me) know that the rendon store is on the corner of rendon and walmsley. they have the best cuban sandwiches on earth because they are cuban. so you'll have to forgive them if they get confused and think they should name their store after the street that runs along the side of their store instead of the one that runs in front of it.


NAME: hungry dude
Wednesday, February 19th, 2003 @ 01:06 pm
what street is rendon grocery on?


NAME: Miss A
Wednesday, February 19th, 2003 @ 10:31 am
??? I thought Ian was Jewish


NAME: glitch13
Tuesday, February 18th, 2003 @ 08:19 pm
Its ok, according to the french your ass has quite a shine to it.


NAME: Miss A
Tuesday, February 18th, 2003 @ 06:20 pm
hahahaha, and I'm obviously not spell-friendly


NAME: Miss A
Tuesday, February 18th, 2003 @ 06:20 pm
I'm assuming the link above is not wrok friendly?


NAME: fix
Tuesday, February 18th, 2003 @ 03:52 pm
"Eeek"...hehe


NAME: niel
Monday, February 17th, 2003 @ 01:12 am
V.D. Give your lover something they'll never forget.
14


NAME: GirlyGirl
Monday, February 17th, 2003 @ 12:50 am
Those silly monkeys...


NAME: GirlyGirl
Monday, February 17th, 2003 @ 12:49 am
I think it was the A.J. at the zoo.


NAME: letter2
Sunday, February 16th, 2003 @ 07:10 pm
it sears my eyeballs.
It just occured to me, is the A.J. you referred to a certain guitarist?


NAME: r edbean
Friday, February 14th, 2003 @ 06:50 pm
feel the heat!


NAME: ian
Friday, February 14th, 2003 @ 06:30 pm
i am going to shoot the bird.


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