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Category: Personal
Tuesday, April 1st, 2003 @ 12:13 pm
Posted By Brent
Hola folks. Its been a crawtastic couple of weeks around these parts. Crawfish boil at Ian's, Crawfish Fest in Chalmette, crawfish boil at my parent's house, crawdads, crawdads, crawdads!

The first two were great, by I only have notions about what happened at the one at my parent's house. Its never really a good idea to go to your parent's house and get lit up like a christmas tree on bourbon. It wasn't the first time, but by God, I'm going to try to make it the last time. Its really fun when its happening, until you wake up the next morning and big, ugly, meaty chunks of embarassment start assaulting your memory.

Anywho, the Crawfish Fest was a much more condusive atmosphere for drunken revelry than your aging, retired parent's house. We got lit up, ate some crawfish pasta, an onion mum, and a Lot O' Beer. The Cheewee's played, but they're more like a watered down kid's version of the Bag O' D. Another interesting aspect of that night was that ReDbean was opening up his skate shop on the same night, so we got to bounce back and forth between drinking beer at the fest and hanging out at the shop which was convieniently located right across the street from each other. Here a little photographic evidence of said skate shop:

I'm sure all of your doubts about the reallity of his endevour are finally put to rest. I also showed my support and bought a belt. I'm really beginning to consider starting skating again. I mean, I did promise him that I would if he actually opened a shop. There's that and the fact that me and exersize to get along to much unless I'm having some sort of fun. Well, we'll see.


NAME: the snorks
Friday, April 4th, 2003 @ 10:33 am
chinese crawfish are a lot bigger them ours but they have no taste. got rice?

NAME: glitch13
Friday, April 4th, 2003 @ 09:50 am
That thar's po-tree boy.

NAME: ian
Friday, April 4th, 2003 @ 07:59 am
suck the heads
and wax the curb.
i just made
a stinky turd.

NAME: fix
Thursday, April 3rd, 2003 @ 09:14 pm
GG, the future mrs.fix will be. we will be sealing the deal in your fair city.

NAME: XenuSux
Thursday, April 3rd, 2003 @ 08:01 pm
Chinese crawfish aren't so bad. You load them down with a bunch of seasoning and they taste o.k....or was that Brent's dick?

NAME: GirlyGirl
Thursday, April 3rd, 2003 @ 07:03 pm
1. There is a god, Brents dick is proof.
2. Chinese crawfish are small and suck, not in the good way.
3. Is a tsing-tao anything like a sake-bomb?
4. My mom will be coming into town on the 30th we'll have to boil more crawfish (the good nola kind). I smell a party coming on.
5. Fix, who's coming with you?

NAME: glitch13
Thursday, April 3rd, 2003 @ 06:14 pm
A one that is not cold is scarcely a one at all.

NAME: ian
Thursday, April 3rd, 2003 @ 05:20 pm
we will celebrate with a frosty tsing-tao. the regular sized kind. but you have to drink it fast because they get really not good if you let them get above frosty.

NAME: Miss A
Thursday, April 3rd, 2003 @ 04:38 pm
get a job

NAME: fix
Thursday, April 3rd, 2003 @ 04:07 pm
23 days.

NAME: Miss A
Thursday, April 3rd, 2003 @ 03:16 pm
DAMN! I mean beer!

NAME: Miss A
Thursday, April 3rd, 2003 @ 03:16 pm
That last bit was referring to the chinese brent.

NAME: Miss A
Thursday, April 3rd, 2003 @ 03:15 pm
I heard it is really small.

NAME: the snorks
Thursday, April 3rd, 2003 @ 02:46 pm
chinese people grow crawfish in poo poo ditches so don't buy em. chinese beer is good though just ask ian.

NAME: Niel
Thursday, April 3rd, 2003 @ 01:02 pm
Damn cannon stuffer....

NAME: foo
Thursday, April 3rd, 2003 @ 12:44 pm
Not that glitch13.com is a haven for grammar, punctuation, or spelling...

NAME: foo
Thursday, April 3rd, 2003 @ 12:42 pm
I hope your apostrophes on every single plural word was a joke...

NAME: Niel
Thursday, April 3rd, 2003 @ 12:23 pm
I feel that the Chinese government need's to endorse environmental sanction's on the multinational crawfish conglomerate's and provide aid to the suffering farmer's enabling them to compete in a unilateral, multisyndicated, trust oriented environment, which directly affects the growth of american penis's, by providing them a steady and unmanipulated source of crawfish as a resource and thus freeing the American penis for unlimited future expansion.

NAME: glitch13
Thursday, April 3rd, 2003 @ 11:30 am
a) I was making a funny about your esoteric posts, I could give two poops.

b) east asian regions are full of dirty east asian people who eat things like bird's nest soup and aborted cow fetuses. Their well being is of little to no concern to me. they make baby jesus cry all the time.

c) They all feel about my enomous dick blindly, but with a gentle touch, like that of snow falling on a calm winter's morning.

NAME: Miss A
Thursday, April 3rd, 2003 @ 11:11 am
Right. I guess we should be discussing more important matters in a grown up fashion. Might I throw out a topic? How does everyone feel about the mass harvesting of the semi-endangered capped crawfish in south east asian regions is affecting the eco-system in local harvesting grounds that have formed the only source of income for many seaside towns? ..Or actually, more importantly, how does everyone feel about Brent's enormous dick?

NAME: Niel
Thursday, April 3rd, 2003 @ 12:16 am
In your pants if you want.

NAME: Niel
Wednesday, April 2nd, 2003 @ 11:28 pm
A reason to spew scmegma over

NAME: the snorks
Wednesday, April 2nd, 2003 @ 11:12 pm

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2003 @ 10:54 pm
I drank tequila with corona chasers in Tijuana once. Bad idea.
It's this life enhancing information that makes the message board so important.
Hopefully now that you know it won't happen to you.
Oh I also got jumped there and they took my shoes and wallet and threatend to slit my throat if I called the cops. Toodles.

NAME: smurfette
Wednesday, April 2nd, 2003 @ 10:20 pm
snork spork

NAME: the snorks
Wednesday, April 2nd, 2003 @ 10:13 pm
smurfs sucked

NAME: foo
Wednesday, April 2nd, 2003 @ 05:09 pm
I've told you a hundred times. Take commenting off of your posts and put up a phpbb.

Quit yer whinin'

NAME: glitch13
Wednesday, April 2nd, 2003 @ 05:04 pm
I once had a website, and the only time anybody ever posted to it, they were stuffing crack rocks into their anuses with civil war canon stuffers.

NAME: Miss A
Wednesday, April 2nd, 2003 @ 11:01 am
I once saw a pig that someone had dressed up like a girl and sent to the bar.

NAME: bird fight "mork"
Tuesday, April 1st, 2003 @ 11:23 pm
six or seven racoons climbed up one of my trees last night. i thought they were monkeys. you see , they were jumping around and saying "woo woo" and "ack ack". i blinded the monkeys with my giant camp flaslight. glitch remembers the one, he FIXed it once. just coons.
a fat girl strayed away from the local bar and i thought she was a wild pig. that's not true.

NAME: GirlyGirl
Tuesday, April 1st, 2003 @ 06:48 pm
Don't forget the lone roller-coaster rider. And I know you have a good picture of me and my chixor...where is it??