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I MUST BE OLD
Category: Personal
Monday, April 14th, 2003 @ 02:49 pm
Posted By Brent
Not much happened this weekend, went to the parental unit's for yet ANOTHER crawfish boil (this is getting eff'in ridiculous people) and ended up drinking the rest of the night away at home where Jason and Reba dutifully hung out and imbibed the spirits as well.

Saturday was a lazy day, no one really wanted to do anything so we just hung around drank some more and were general wastes of perfectly good space.

Then, the event which makes me doubt my youth and vigor, the high point of our Sunday was going grocery shopping, and renting a carpet cleaner. Yes, god's day was spent eating stuff just because we have it (which is what happens after ANY red blooded american goes grocery shopping), and removing a year's worth of carpet stains left by some asshole alchy that stumbles through my house making sure he leaves a fresh coat of whiskey on the carpet during every trip from the kitchen to his computer.

Wait, that's me. Oh irony, you are a harsh mistress indeed!

Well, out of respect for the missus, I don't want to pretend I did too much of this "cleaning" thing. It was mostly her, while I was kind enough to give her a break every now and then. Of course, only long enough for the novelty of pulling a carpet cleaner to fade from what remains of my attention span. Then it was back to drinking more beer and watching more History Channel.

That was about it. I hope you've learned a lot, I know I have.



Comments

NAME: bird fight "mork"
Wednesday, April 16th, 2003 @ 02:08 pm
come to the brown house for drinks then will go see if nick caves guitar players band is good. let inspections work on ians asshole.


NAME: Ed Gein
Wednesday, April 16th, 2003 @ 12:10 pm
My furniture is a bunch of folks.


NAME: branden turner
Tuesday, April 15th, 2003 @ 02:55 pm
my hair dye has a black person on it.


NAME: Niel
Tuesday, April 15th, 2003 @ 09:37 am
No, Redbeans and Christ, that's brilliance.


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