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Category: Work
Wednesday, October 8th, 2003 @ 07:22 pm
Posted By Brent
As far as the lack of posting as of late, I've been assed out busy at work, where I make the bulk of my posts, so there's that.

I suppose the title and picture says it all for those of you who remember my previous post of this nature. This time I'm headed off to the great sands of Virginia Beach to help people with our software as they try to handle claims for the huge ass fuck that was Hurricane Isabel. Foo is up there currently, and has been for about a week and a half, so I'm going to relieve him of duty.

Tomorrow, Thursday, I will be catching a plane to the land of fun, sun, and tech support. I have a hour and change layover in Detroit on the way, so at least I'll be able to tell people I've been there. Actually, if my itinerary stats put, I'll be able to say that I've been there twice due to the trip back. I am so fucking worldly.

Everybody keeps telling me that I could make this trip fun, get away from home for a few days, maybe try to hang out on the beach if I get some time away (doubtful, but I don't know). If it was anything like Kansas City, wherein I did almost nothing except for one hour a day, its possible, but I'm sure it will be nothing like that.

You see, there's quite a bit of senior management up there, and with senior and management being synonymous with "make a lot of money" and "which one is a hole in the ground and which one is my ass", I'm sure I'll keep quite busy.

Well, I'll supposedly have broadband in my hotel room this time, so I'll be sure to keep you informed from the trenches.


NAME: fix
Monday, October 20th, 2003 @ 06:09 am
why has my...yeah, my corn it , is un clean...thanks. SHIT!

NAME: shit
Monday, October 20th, 2003 @ 02:32 am

NAME: Niel
Sunday, October 19th, 2003 @ 11:25 pm
We've deciphered the coded message. It's plans....for a device.

NAME: ian
Sunday, October 19th, 2003 @ 04:15 pm
let's get new orleans in there.

NAME: ian
Sunday, October 19th, 2003 @ 02:41 pm
[Witnessing a washlet closing up close.]
Ellie Arroway: Some commode. No-- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should've sent Niel. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea.

NAME: Niel
Sunday, October 19th, 2003 @ 02:36 pm
Even the name washlet says "refined sleek sophisticated", "sprays shit chunks off your ass in an elegant pleasing manner."

NAME: Niel
Sunday, October 19th, 2003 @ 01:58 pm
I love how the lid slowly closes like some space vessel that has brought the technology of hygeine to earth and now with it's mission complete it prepares to launch into orbit with its precious payload of wisdom to carry forth on its journey of enlightening all of the barbaric civilizations throughout the galaxy.

NAME: ian
Saturday, October 18th, 2003 @ 08:26 pm
1. i am ready for some discreet personal hygeine.

2. i am ready to take a shit at a waterfall.

3. i am ready to take a shit at a golf course.

4. i am ready to have some guy from baahhstin describe how awesome future toilets are.

i guess i'm about ready for a washlet.

NAME: GirlyGirl
Saturday, October 18th, 2003 @ 07:51 pm
I hope that everyone watched all of that...that's funny!

NAME: fix
Saturday, October 18th, 2003 @ 05:49 pm
please keep clean.

NAME: ian
Saturday, October 18th, 2003 @ 05:00 pm
git yo learn on.

NAME: Sherlock John Holmes
Friday, October 17th, 2003 @ 10:21 pm
I'm here to fix the cable.

NAME: Sherlock Holmes
Friday, October 17th, 2003 @ 06:16 pm
Hmmmm Confounding my dear Watson.

NAME: farmer brown
Thursday, October 16th, 2003 @ 07:02 pm
i thought it was a tuber.

NAME: Sam Fuller
Thursday, October 16th, 2003 @ 06:29 pm
I thought a "sweet patootie" was an ass?

NAME: ian
Thursday, October 16th, 2003 @ 11:42 am
i'm doing it right now

NAME: foo
Thursday, October 16th, 2003 @ 09:00 am
Me and Tracey are going to see Bingo play at Fiorella's on Decatur tonight (Thursday) at 10PM for those of you looking for something to do.

NAME: GirlyGirl
Wednesday, October 15th, 2003 @ 09:45 pm
There prolly aren't that many people out there with the "Super Hero of Health" title...

NAME: Niel
Wednesday, October 15th, 2003 @ 07:01 pm
Awwwwww yeah

NAME: ian
Wednesday, October 15th, 2003 @ 03:55 pm
really, i thought i had seen everything. damn.

in other news, it's my sweet patootie's birthday. she is celebrating twenty-five years on this planet, something i'll bet very few long-haired rabbits get to do.


NAME: shit
Wednesday, October 15th, 2003 @ 11:54 am

NAME: Niel
Wednesday, October 15th, 2003 @ 11:53 am
After the macho man gets done with the hulk he may have to kick it on stage 8 mile style with "The Real Slim Goodbody".

also holy fucking shit

NAME: Feasty
Tuesday, October 14th, 2003 @ 09:40 pm

NAME: ian
Tuesday, October 14th, 2003 @ 07:36 pm

NAME: ian
Tuesday, October 14th, 2003 @ 07:35 pm
Take that, macho man!

NAME: g13
Tuesday, October 14th, 2003 @ 12:21 pm


NAME: XenuSux
Monday, October 13th, 2003 @ 04:38 pm
Shut your pie hole. You don't hear me whining that he's sending me to VegASS in February. HEHEHEHEHE

NAME: Niel
Monday, October 13th, 2003 @ 04:07 pm
One of the most important indie music releases of the year. (All the in store appearances are at Wal-Mart.)

NAME: Walter
Monday, October 13th, 2003 @ 03:54 pm
I mean, say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, dude, at least it's an ethos.

NAME: Niel
Saturday, October 11th, 2003 @ 09:33 pm
And turn that frown upside down Mr Brown. Have a heapin helpin of sunshine.

NAME: Niel
Saturday, October 11th, 2003 @ 03:47 pm
It's pretty wierd that you have to stop in Detroit. It's actually farther away than Virginia Beach. I'd look out at the Detroit airport, that's where people get jumped. Just don't get in limo driven by an unshaven guy in a muscle shirt whose name ends in a vowel thats waiting for you with a torn up piece of cardboard with your named scrawled on to it in sharpie.

NAME: biznac
Saturday, October 11th, 2003 @ 02:42 am
dude... BLUE OYSTER CULT? F Vigina beach...

NAME: shit
Friday, October 10th, 2003 @ 10:47 pm
my new job dig; but i got off early and i'm going to a bar on the corner of frank. and royal with the worm.

NAME: GirlyGirl
Friday, October 10th, 2003 @ 05:53 pm
what in the world are you working until midnight for?

NAME: shit
Friday, October 10th, 2003 @ 01:02 pm
who wants to go to that bar marky's with me tonight. i heard it's like bud rips but with all the good stuff on tap. i get off of work around midnight so call my new cell if you wants to get all fucked up. keep it fake!

NAME: GirlyGirl
Thursday, October 9th, 2003 @ 11:58 am
Joo said it, Mang.

NAME: shit
Thursday, October 9th, 2003 @ 11:01 am
computers will kill us all!

NAME: GirlyGirl
Thursday, October 9th, 2003 @ 12:18 am
ps. if my phone gets disconnected...that's because i haven't paid my bill..so someone come by and visit me. please.

NAME: GirlyGirl
Thursday, October 9th, 2003 @ 12:16 am
that's uplifting...

NAME: foo
Wednesday, October 8th, 2003 @ 09:35 pm
Dude, this is nothing like what we've done before. This is all out balls to the wall work from 7:30 AM till 9:30 PM. I ain't shitting you. You won't be bored for one second.

Virginia beach actually has a cool little "strip" of clubs and whatnot, but there is no such thing as a weekend here for us. We work 7 days a week, so Saturday is the same as Tuesday.

By 11:00PM Saturday night I am so fucking tired I can't even think of going out. I haven't drank a drop of alcohol since I've been here. I have had the Breakfast buffet at the Hotel every morning for breakfast, and Subway for every other meal save two since I've been here.

This is hard fucking work, but you'll be stoked to see the senior management using W0rltr@c. Even Castleberry and Darryl use it heavily It is pretty cool.