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Category: Personal
Tuesday, May 11th, 2004 @ 09:16 am
Posted By Brent
Well, looks like we got some birthdays coming up here. Well, there's mah woo-man's, and then, well, there's mine. So there. Two very important birthdays all back to back and shit. Fancy that.

So, while you're figuring out what to buy us (think lubricants) I'll give you a run down on what's been happening in my neck of the ghetto: I am not rich and famous yet, I play a lot of video games, I tried and liked the green Tabasco sauce (can't stand the flavor of the regular red stuff), been to the salad bar at Sav-a-Center -- it rocks your balls off (still haven't hit the 2.0lbs mark on the produce scale though), I got a pimple on my fleshy nostril divider that hurt like the devil, decided to start exercising again, just scratched my nose and noticed I have another subcutaneous pimple coming in on the crease where my nose meets my face, went to a Rocky Horror screening for the first time, been to 3 crawfish boils, and scissor-kicked Angela Landsbury.

On second thought, that last one was Bill Brasky, not me.

So, I'm going to try, yet again, to post here more often. It's starting to annoy me that I have all of these thoughts and memories and I'm not recording them. What if I forget them all? Who's going to remember all these things for me when I'm dead and thusly no longer capable of remembering things? How will the world benefit from the shining brilliance of my intellectual superiority if I don't put my funny dick jokes and fart stories up for all of humanity to read?

I, for one, will not let my thoughts and memories go silent into that good night. I will stand up and shake a triumphant fist and thumb my nose at the people that are insulted when they get nose-thumbed (not really sure who that is yet, or what nose-thumbing is for that matter, but I seriously plan to find out).

I thank you for your time. There is more to come.


NAME: shit
Friday, May 14th, 2004 @ 12:51 pm
who got the lighter

NAME: ian
Thursday, May 13th, 2004 @ 03:16 pm
Who dat say dey gon beat dem Saints?

NAME: lazyasian
Wednesday, May 12th, 2004 @ 10:15 am
Knock knock.
who's there?
Who who...

NAME: g13
Tuesday, May 11th, 2004 @ 05:29 pm
What, now we have owls in this fucking place?

NAME: ian
Tuesday, May 11th, 2004 @ 05:00 pm

NAME: g13
Tuesday, May 11th, 2004 @ 01:04 pm
I know "Who is going" to get their ass kicked if they don't settle down.

-The Management

NAME: foo
Tuesday, May 11th, 2004 @ 12:46 pm
"Whose going" should be "Who is going"

- Editor

NAME: ian
Tuesday, May 11th, 2004 @ 09:27 am
be careful with that nose-thumbing. hate for you to violently rupture one of those pimples you've been nurturing.