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MOTORCYCLE MAINTENANCE IN 8 EASY STEPS
Category: Humor
Friday, July 23rd, 2004 @ 10:33 am
Posted By Brent
  • 1) Unnecessarily remove entire foot peg/gearshift assembly to get to the oil plug.
  • 2) Realize that if you had put the extension on your socket wrench, you wouldn't have needed to do that, so replace assembly.
  • 3) Empty oil and remove spark plug covers.
  • 4) Realize that you lost your plug socket months ago and now you need to drag your retarded ass to the hardware store to get a new one.
  • 5) Return from store $4.50 poorer and replace spark plugs.
  • 6) Remove entire headlight casing from motorcycle while only replacing the light bulb because you lost one grommet.
  • 7) Shear the heads off of two of the three substantial bolts holding the headlight casing to your bike.
  • 8) Refill engine with oil and ride off into the sunset.


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