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BUMBLE BEE TUNA
Category: Misc
Tuesday, May 15th, 2001 @ 08:39 pm
Posted By Brent
I was thinking today, mainly about how I have no willpower. I can't stop cramming food in my face, I can keep up an exersize regiment for over two weeks, can't stop smoking, can't stop drinking, can't stop bringing little boys home.

It was about then that I realized why I love programming so much. Its because I don't need willpower to excel in it. Its not one of those things that I have to force myself to sit down and read a book to learn, I have a natural curiosity in it, and I pretty much absorb everything that is taught to me (or I research) with my brain mainly on autopilot. I don't know whether I'm just trained well in it, or its a natural talent, or maybe its just like that for everyone.

Well that enough of the seriousness. My birthday is coming up, so you bess recognize biatch! The spider monkey is still in my hope chest, but I doubt any of you fucko's like me that much. And after all I've done for you. Hrmph.

For a good time, check out ChiselBrain and download you very own copy of Pencil Whipped. That looks like that 'Take on Me' video from the early 80's vs. a heavy dose of acid. Much fun indeed.

UPDATE: I've realized that I'm so good at programming because I'm super human. As a side note to this, I've also realized that I can melt metal with this cool heat-ray vision I have too. And its Fix's turn to come up with a new poll.



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NAME: Miss A
Thursday, May 17th, 2001 @ 08:33 pm
I love seafood.


NAME: GirlyGirl
WEBSITE: http://Glitch13.com
Thursday, May 17th, 2001 @ 10:07 am
he's so fixated on my little starfish..


NAME: ian the trogydae
Wednesday, May 16th, 2001 @ 11:27 pm
damn. way to drop that one, glitch.


NAME: glitch13
Wednesday, May 16th, 2001 @ 10:27 am
She also accepts deposits made in rear.


NAME: GirlyGirl
WEBSITE: http://Glitch13.com
Wednesday, May 16th, 2001 @ 10:07 am
I accept paypal and will also take small monthly payments.


NAME: GirlyGirl
WEBSITE: http://Glitch13.com
Wednesday, May 16th, 2001 @ 10:04 am
Just so you all know...you missed my birthday on the 12th. I guess I didn't deserve a bobbing head or even a tiny news update for the big event.
Please, just send belated money...


NAME: mr.fix
Tuesday, May 15th, 2001 @ 11:55 pm
dude you should already know the date and how many days i set aside for my birthday!! birthdays rule!!!


NAME: ian the trogydae
Tuesday, May 15th, 2001 @ 11:17 pm
am i the only one on earth that isn't the goddamned ebeneezer scrooge of birthdays? everyone else i know constantly drops little hints when their birthday is approaching. i guess i'd better get with the program.


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