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Category: Games
Thursday, January 27th, 2005 @ 03:31 pm
Posted By Brent
I haven't been able to skate for the past week or so seeming as I'm nursing a wounded ankle, so I've had to go off in search of a new way to pass the time. Well, ladies and gentlemen, I believe I found the winner.

This new pastime is called "Playing Resident Evil 4 on the Gamecube and drinking lots of Johnny Walker Red." Believe you me, this is one hell of a hobby.

You see, Johnny Walker Red is a scotch, and if I were forced to place it in the gradation of scotch qualities, I'd probably seat it in the upper end of the blends. Resident Evil 4, on the other hand, I'd squarely place in the "Coolest video game to come out since humans discovered sex" category. These two flavors mingle like a filet mignon, medium rare, would with a woody, dry Merlot. It just works, don't ask me how. Also, I don't really know if woody or dry are two good qualities of Merlot, I'm just parroting things I've heard in the past.

Ok, ok, so Resident Evil 4 isn't the best game in the world, but it's definitely up there. I'd certainly testify to it being better than say, E.T. on the Atari 2600. And sure, drinking scotch may not be what's considered a "healthy pastime," but hey, nothing worth doing is ever good for you... or easy... or something. I'm sure there was something about the benefits drinking scotch in that saying, I just don't remember it right now.

Well, don't worry anyway, I'm going to have to go back to skating eventually, like when I'm not wracked with pain every time I put weight on my right ankle. Besides, my girlish figure is taking quite a dramatic hit because of this, and I'm quite concerned my liver will be going on strike soon.


NAME: ian
Friday, January 28th, 2005 @ 06:21 pm
i like that part in the game where you shoot people and don't notice that the stick of dynamite they were holding doesn't disappear.

bear traps make for a festive decoration for any lawn party. getting your foot stuck in them ups the festivities by giving everyone a little something to chuckle about.

if you see a fellow waving a chainsaw about wildly, offer him a handshake. perhaps he only seems unhappy because he doesn't know anyone.

NAME: shit
Friday, January 28th, 2005 @ 02:19 am
don't wake me up too soon . i want to take a ride across the moon. you and me.