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Category: Games
Tuesday, April 12th, 2005 @ 10:51 pm
Posted By Brent

When I got home today, I had a nice little package greet me at the front door. Yes, the Nintendo hand I ordered for the Nintendo DS contest, Touching is Good, came in today and boy is it a looker.

I didn't know if I'd even enter the contest when I ordered it, but seeming as the friggin' hand is here now, it couldn't hurt to come up with a few ideas and send 'em on in. Me and Scott tossed around some ideas the other week, but I think I was drunk because I don't remember any of them. I think the idea we were tossing around the most ended up being too similar to the French Nintendo DS commercial, so maybe that's why I didn't commit too many brain cells to retaining it (or sacrificed them to the devil booze that night).

But I digress, the hand is here and something propa-prop must be done with it. Feel free to let the comments fill up with witty ideas and great setting in which the hand can be photographed or filmed. Please remember that any great idea you submit here may be used by me, and since I'm a big douche, I will use it and give you no credit nor split any possible earnings with you. That is the American way.

Now that we've gotten all of the small talk out of the way, onto the meat n' taters. In expected fan-boy fashion, I've taken pictures of the hand, as it arrived (minus me cutting the packing tape) so that you other fan-boys, and I know you're reading, can vicariously live the spectacular moment through me. I know people usually reserve this type of treatment for "collector-y" type things that arrive in "collector-y" type containers, but I'm easily amused and always willing to put too much effort into useless tasks.


NAME: brent
Tuesday, April 26th, 2005 @ 10:26 pm
Sorry man, that fuggin sucks. I'm sure you'll be able to share in the joy vicariously.

NAME: jason
WEBSITE: http://dr01d.com
Wednesday, April 13th, 2005 @ 02:44 pm
If you are looking to get in on this, forget it. Apparently, they have replaced the cool mannequin hand with a printable image. Weak.

I just signed up with nintendo for nothing.

NAME: brenden turner
Tuesday, April 12th, 2005 @ 11:48 pm
paint the hand black and put a chicken leg in it. then show a ds with grease all over it.

NAME: scott
Tuesday, April 12th, 2005 @ 10:53 pm
okay, here's my million dollar idea. photoshop up a picture of a ds. on the top screen, put that picture of john thinking romantic thoughts about whoever that lady is. on the bottom screen, put a picture of the hand lovingly cradling your balls.

guaranteed to win.