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Category: Sex
Monday, June 27th, 2005 @ 11:48 am
Posted By Brent

Men are horrible. Take it from me, I'm one of them. If a women were allowed a mere one second glimpse into the mind of a man she would chew her own tongue and claw out her eyeballs. We calculate sexual probability into almost every interaction we participate in, and usually it's the first thing we calculate. The combination of nubile and vapid are our cryptonite. It is horrible, but it's true.

Women have flaws as well, if not similar to a man's they are in the very least comparable. So we have a commonality there, we each have flaws regarding our views of sexuality and mate selection when compared to the storybook view of love that everyone pretends they have.

There does exist one stark difference between us, besides one group posessing penises and the other vaginas. As I just have, men freely admit their shortcomings. We have no problem with pulling the curtain aside and allowing people to see the perverted man flipping all the levers and turning all the cogs.


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