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Category: Personal
Saturday, October 8th, 2005 @ 12:10 pm
Posted By Brent

We here in Hammond have been experiencing quite the little cold snap as of late. Normally this would be welcomed with open arms if it weren't for the fact that I don't own a single article of clothing with long sleeves. Nary a jacket or sweater.

In fact, I don't have anything. I own a computer, a new gun, an old gun that is basically a meteorite of corrosion, a few pairs of jeans, a handful of shirts, and some Nintendo gear. That's it.

I've known this since the flood, it's just that I've been living out of a hotel for the past month and a half so I really haven't needed anything. It wasn't until the moderately cold weather hit and wanted a jacket did I finally digest the fact that I no longer owned anything. So when I finally do get back on my feet, I'll have a place with absolutely nothing in it. Not a TV or a couch or a bed or a plunger. Not a trashcan or forks or glasses or towels or a table. No refrigerator, no washer, and no dryer. I could go on and on like this for hours and I'm sure as could many people I know.

I didn't mean for this post to be some sort of pity party, just wanted to throw my thoughts up here for all to see, because that's what you're supposed to do on your internets pages.


NAME: fix
Sunday, October 9th, 2005 @ 07:51 pm
i folded this ... you are cold.

NAME: scott
Sunday, October 9th, 2005 @ 12:01 pm
I hope you like that cold front, cuz when it was passing through here I went outside and farted on it. That's right. While you're enjoying all of that nice weather you're also inhaling a little bit of my butt. Enjoy, suckas.

On a positive note, when you don't have anything, you don't have anything to move.