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Category: Personal
Monday, October 24th, 2005 @ 09:09 pm
Posted By Brent

So, we're apparently buying a house here. It's a bitter sweet sort of victory, but a victory none the less. I swore that my place in Lakeview was the last time I'll ever rent, so now I have to keep up my end of the bargain, even if I've been relocated from Lakeview to Poncha-fucking-tula.

I suppose anytime anyone buys a house there are hurdles, surprises, stuff that pisses you off, and stuff you breathe a sigh of relief about, but since this is my damn internets site I get to bitch about my experiences.

First off, as you can expect there's a bit of a land grab going on here since the hurricane, so finding a house worth a turd is a pain in and of itself, so we had that to go through. After finding it, finding anyone to do inspections is impossible seeming as anyone with moderate construction knowledge is in New Orleans raking it in hand over fist. Once we found someone he suggested we get a roofer to come and inspect an obvious spot of damage to the shingles that look as if the home owner replaced them himself with a few tiles he bought at Lowes.

We were running out of time with our inspection period so we just said screw it and put down as a stipulation that the roof be repaired professionally, to which they declined. So we suggested they give us the estimated cost of the roof repairs at closing, to which they declined. Then we suggested the price come down a few grand to cover the cost of repairing it, to which they again declined.

We were getting rather pissed about the subject and were ready to just drop it until our realtor told us that the problem was the owners threw their house up on the market to cash in the moment the land grab started and never looked for a place to live. The reason they were being so obtuse about any repairs was because they no longer wanted to sell the house because they don't have anywhere to go, so they were trying to be difficult so that we'd cancel the sale, which brings us to where we stand now:

We are now buying a house just to fuck the current owners. They pissed us off that much.

The beauty of it is that now their realtor is begging us to push back the act of sale so that she can get them in somewhere else. Fuck her and fuck them. I'll rent them the spare bedroom if they need someplace that bad, all for the low price of one roof and allowing me to rest my feet on his wife's face while I watch television.


Thursday, November 3rd, 2005 @ 03:48 pm
There's always b.s. to deal with when buying a home.After we bought ours I figured out why the tree in my backyard was dead and about to fall over.TERMITES!!!Those bastards.I got them back in the long run though.

Friday, October 28th, 2005 @ 09:17 am
the biggest mansion in mansion land

NAME: scott
Wednesday, October 26th, 2005 @ 09:52 am
Be careful. If I was in their position, I'd be hiding eggs in that house.

NAME: brendan turner
Tuesday, October 25th, 2005 @ 01:43 pm
what color is the house. i have cancer

NAME: XenuSux
Tuesday, October 25th, 2005 @ 09:44 am
HA HA HA Poetic justice at its finest!