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THE NEW HOUSE
Category: Personal
Thursday, November 24th, 2005 @ 11:49 am
Posted By Brent

It's been about a week now since we moved into our new digs, and we're still settling in. It's kind of hard to really settle in when your furniture inventory consists of a couch, a tv and a cardboard box for a coffee table, but we'll manage.

We also still don't have a washer, dryer, or refrigerator, but we are still in the process of ordering all that kind of stuff. Of course, we opted to get a refrigerator with Beer Door (which I've learned is called a "Beverage Station"), but apparently Samsung decided to fuck us and stop making the one refrigerator on the planet that made me happy. I really want that fucking beer door, and it seems now that it's soley sentimental value fueling our search for someone who still has one in stock (Scott, check the appliance section where you work).

We're also going to need to do a style overhaul around here. All the fixtures and hardware are all this country-bumkin brass shit and there's this Shoney's-esque woodgrain throughout the house (sans salad bar). Seeing as I have about as much experience with home design as Hitler has with sensitivity training, the bulk of this effort will need to come from the person in this house with a vagina.

Outside of these little things, everything's been going pretty smoothly considering. We haven't been able to try out the pool since we've moved in due to the frigid artic temperatures have settled down here for an undisclosed length of time. Will update as soon as that happens.

Our masta bathroom has one of those tubs set in a cubby under a window. I'm told that this configuration is called a "Garden Tub," but I'll just stick with the cubby/window description as I can speak it without physically feeling a drop in my testosterone levels.

So, I suppose without further ado, I'll let you see a few photos. Keep in mind Brenda asked me to be conservative with the depth and breadth of pictures I distribute as we haven't settled or cleaned anything yet:




Comments

NAME: moccasain man
Thursday, December 1st, 2005 @ 03:13 am
watch out fer dem moccasains.dey shure loven dem swrimming poorls.if they get to bittin ya,it a hert ya real bad boy.could even lose one a yer fangers.dat mite hinder ya bear dranking!!!!!!


NAME: pizza party lover
Friday, November 25th, 2005 @ 08:58 am
cool house. now let's party in it pizza style.


NAME: girlygirl
Thursday, November 24th, 2005 @ 09:58 pm
That ladder happens to be the only chair in the house.


NAME: Little Wicked
Thursday, November 24th, 2005 @ 05:13 pm
Dude, That whole no beer door fridge thing is so damn depressing to us all out here. We feel your pain brother! This info will haunt me for days to come.

Well I see you've got the ladder all set up for tweaking the titties in the kitchen too, I tell ya the ladder would have definately been the first item on my shopping list just for that reason.

Well hang in there you guys, and dont forget about the little people. :-P


NAME: scott
Thursday, November 24th, 2005 @ 02:03 pm
Nice. Bout time we see some pictures.

I beat you to it. Walked through the appliance section of the store the other day and looked at the fridges. No beer doors.

And I seen that pack of smokes on the counter, son. Best come correct soon before you gotsta pay up.

Talk to you when you call the shithouse.


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