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HORSE PUSSY ALLSTAR BATTLE ROYAL WITH CHOCLATE COVER'D HONEY BEAVER!
Category: Misc
Sunday, April 8th, 2001 @ 03:44 am
(i couldn't think of anything and el jeffe's little taunt was being a little much to bear. fortunately, the as-yet virtually untapped creative resource known to you filth fiends as "mr. fix" was more than happy to fill in. enjoy.)

as the dynamite shit hot mother fuckin' kick in the teath sounds of ZEKE pile through my speakers, (interupted more often than not by other tasks i make my computer do), i think to myself...'hands cold fat fucker shit heal fuck nut mother fuckin dick suuck cock head rectal burn slut naked dump out side of a grocery store chicken fuckin' gets you lice you lousy hey lousy means you have lice'. and i take another drink of beer. news is news right and i tried to put the idea in ian's head that it would be a good god damned idea if he snuck in one a' these here news articles by me...

so well, where was i? it seems as if my mind is on 45rpm and my umm... well my other mind is on 33&1/3... any way i found a really funny menstration sight after a small search for that all-star gymnast for christ Mary Lou Retton. i think i sent the link to ian so he can post it for me if he wants. the thing that is funny was even a sight perfukt for my enjoyment had too many god damned words. of course if i were reading this, i wouldn't be reading this because hell, there are too many damned words.

(new subject here) so ian sends me this link to a picture that is the second cousin (note to self: more book lurnin') to a friend of Mary Lou's friend who knows bjork...any way it's this picture of this faggot ass robot...the only thing i can think to ask is if it fights anything...'cuz this limp ass antenae'd little shit would get it's ass kicked in any arena of destruction! i could even kick that robot's ass!

(new thought) if you are thinking to yer'self that my tard wrangler needs to step in and take control of this situation you arre probably right!

(okay, i think that about does it for now. but i thought it wouldn't be fair to put all that up for the guy without at least showing one of the amazing pictures he found.)




Comments

NAME: mr.fix
Tuesday, April 10th, 2001 @ 12:15 am
i have no defense.


NAME: glitch13
Tuesday, April 10th, 2001 @ 12:08 am
OK, how about this:
BAAAWOOGAA!


NAME: ian the trogydae
Monday, April 9th, 2001 @ 04:08 pm
sounds like someone's in a rap video...


NAME: glitch13
Monday, April 9th, 2001 @ 03:07 pm
BING! BING! BING!

whats that? oh yea, I think it's my drunken drivel alert going off!


NAME: mr.fix
WEBSITE: http://projects.tromaville.com/slums/invaderace/
Sunday, April 8th, 2001 @ 05:11 am
i now realise that when i thought i lived in the future it was the past and now is kuntinually going to be the past...i hate fucking hippies...here is one more example for girlie girl...hippies put there hands in yer face and go this is the future. now this is the past and do it all fast and then...well they move their hands around and damn if it all doesn't confuse the fuck out of you because of grass...
uh..huh!!!
(slight nod)


NAME: mr.fix
WEBSITE: http://projects.tromaville.com/slums/invaderace/
Sunday, April 8th, 2001 @ 05:07 am
I...live in the future.


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