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JACK AND COKIE!
Category: Humor
Saturday, July 28th, 2001 @ 03:23 am
Posted By Brent
I don't know if I mentioned this before on here, but if you haven't seen Momento, then by all means, get your heinie hole to whatever obscure theatre in your area that shows semi-indie/industry films and get ready for a simulation of 2 hours on a heavy dose of the brown acid from Woodstock.

Don't really have much to post about, just have to congratulate future tard on his balls to post a near full frontal nudity shot of himself on the site. Well, full frontal + the Tron soundtrack.

Like I mentioned a couple posts ago, the commenting system on the poll is now working, so comment away, you young gutter aristocrats! Its a milder version of the commenting for the news updates; I figured no one would want all that info needed (ie website, email, etc) when shooting out a one line zinger about the poll.

In other news, Hardgeus has been quite the little creative scoundrel these past few days. Not only did he post a pretty astute parody of Penny Arcade (which I will admit is funny, but I still enjoy the strip), but he also tried his hand at flash, whilst incorparating the most horrid picture of me known to man: please partake, and revel in the fine bouquet! If you're wondering what the fuck I'm saying, read the title of this post. If you still have questions, then tough. Its an inside joke and I'm too drunk to explain it.

I hate you all.



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NAME: Philonous
Tuesday, November 27th, 2001 @ 06:24 pm
Can anyone teach me the fox language from which the word "yiff" originated?


NAME: GirlyGirl
WEBSITE: http://Glitch13.com
Saturday, August 4th, 2001 @ 12:58 am
Attention People in Montucky:
Send me more furry pictures, I know you have some good ones.


NAME: Aelis
Saturday, August 4th, 2001 @ 12:50 am
Hi again guys! *tail waves* Sorry for for the lack of response, jsut very busy lately. Also I don't mean to sound bossy, but I would like to say a few of these posts are a little off topic. I know that being part of this community has a great deal to do with tolerance and being open to diverse ideas, but some of these posts are a little raunchy. This is a furry message board so please everyone..let's keep the posts furry related. Keep the other things for prive chat or email. That way we can all discuss what really matters to all of us- the furry lifestyle!! Anyway, my lecture is done..sorry about the rant. Laterz!!


NAME: glitch13
Friday, August 3rd, 2001 @ 06:15 pm
now that is some funny ass shit


NAME: feasty
Friday, August 3rd, 2001 @ 04:56 pm
http://ifilm.com/ifilm/product/film_info/0,3699,220487,00.html


NAME: evilpimpstar
WEBSITE: http://www.dr01d.com
Thursday, August 2nd, 2001 @ 06:34 pm
my ass is furry


NAME: mr.fix
Thursday, August 2nd, 2001 @ 06:21 pm
seriously...


NAME: mr.fix
Wednesday, August 1st, 2001 @ 11:55 pm
funny...


NAME: GirlyGirl
WEBSITE: http://Glitch13.com
Wednesday, August 1st, 2001 @ 07:13 pm
what? you don't like being caught red-pawed?


NAME: mr.fix
Wednesday, August 1st, 2001 @ 06:35 pm
i would like for you to retract your blame...


NAME: evilpimpstar
WEBSITE: http://www.dr01d.com
Tuesday, July 31st, 2001 @ 10:30 pm
The lord can't protect us... Pippi Longstocking is here to swallow our souls.


NAME: ian the trogydae
Tuesday, July 31st, 2001 @ 09:08 pm
protect us all, dear lord. the very depths are reaching up to us.


NAME: mr.fix
Tuesday, July 31st, 2001 @ 06:25 pm
oh...lord...i am being blamed for the furry madness!!!


NAME: glitch13
Tuesday, July 31st, 2001 @ 11:33 am
Nah, if you check out the url of the pic, its from some furry/plushie porno archive of some sort.


NAME: foo
Tuesday, July 31st, 2001 @ 11:13 am
Dude...please tell me that's not actually a picture of Mr. Fix...I mean...who but a Tron fan would wear those shoes?


NAME: GirlyGirl
WEBSITE: http://Glitch13.com
Tuesday, July 31st, 2001 @ 09:20 am
I think that someone is smoking the cat-nip; instead of rolling around on the floor in it.


NAME: GirlyGirl
WEBSITE: http://Glitch13.com
Tuesday, July 31st, 2001 @ 08:50 am
Am I mistaken, or did someone call me a rat with a furry tail, who is dating a fox??


NAME: glitch13
Tuesday, July 31st, 2001 @ 12:53 am
Fix, I think in the process of getting into these characters you have created, you may have gone a little far.


NAME: mr.fix
Tuesday, July 31st, 2001 @ 12:38 am
some times i actually wear a real horses head and then make it suck my dick...but it's not often you run across a horse to cut the head off of.


NAME: ian the trogydae
Tuesday, July 31st, 2001 @ 12:30 am
oh
my
gawd


NAME: mr.fix
Tuesday, July 31st, 2001 @ 12:25 am
is this a furry?






NAME: Grey_Talon
WEBSITE: http://www.furry.ca/toronto/
Monday, July 30th, 2001 @ 11:48 pm
Greetings board, my name is Grey Talon. I am a 3'4 (perched) osprey distinguishable by several unusual grey feathers on my underbelly. I am very quiet, often overlooking gatherings rather than participating. But don't let my loner nature put you off, I am also kind and loyal. OOC I am a 5'10 33 year old computer programmer with light brown hair and hazel eyes. Just here to plug the Toronto site, please be kind enough to visit. It's a great community of friends. http://www.furry.ca/toronto/ Blessed be.


NAME: Grey_Talon
WEBSITE: http://www.furry.ca/toronto/
Monday, July 30th, 2001 @ 11:48 pm
Also this is a very nice site, my compliments. Farewell.


NAME: Miss A
Monday, July 30th, 2001 @ 11:36 pm
I am wearing a coconut bra.


NAME: evilpimpstar
WEBSITE: http://www.dr01d.com
Monday, July 30th, 2001 @ 10:41 pm
Does anyone here speak Crackese? I think they do...


NAME: mr.fix
Monday, July 30th, 2001 @ 09:25 pm
GOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!


NAME: Aelis
Monday, July 30th, 2001 @ 07:40 pm
Hi again guys!! Wow, this is a great board...Hi Ian! Welcome to the board, Pleased to meet you *tail waves* Hi Squirly Girl, great name!! I welcome you to the board too! What trip did you just get back from? I went to Maine last week, it was purrrific!! Hi Jim, do you mind if I shorten your name to J.R.?? Foo, I'm not sure what your stats mean?? This furry board must use a different stat system than usual..but that's ok, creative is good!! Hey glich..four foot tail, am I supposed to guess your character animal?? You type like a foxxer, I bet you're a fox!! This page is really awesome, I've posted on at least a dozen other furry sites so we can get even more people!! Is anybody going to Feral 2001 this year?? Does anybody want to AIM? Well, I have to go sniff up some grub..time to hunt *purr* Laterz!! *slinks off in search of food*


NAME: mr.fix
Monday, July 30th, 2001 @ 07:33 pm
the jacksons!!!


NAME: ian the trogydae
Monday, July 30th, 2001 @ 05:31 pm
is it a brown tail?


NAME: glitch13
Monday, July 30th, 2001 @ 05:21 pm
> so double pleased to meet you!! What are your stats?
I have a four foot tail.
Oh wait. That's my wang.


NAME: foo
Monday, July 30th, 2001 @ 04:41 pm
> so double pleased to meet you!! What are your stats?
GM Tactics
GM Anatomy
GM Fencing
GM Poisoning
GM Healing
91.3 Resist
87.3 Magery
21.4 Meditation


NAME: GirlyGirl
WEBSITE: http://Glitch13.com
Monday, July 30th, 2001 @ 04:31 pm
When is the meteor coming?


NAME: ian the trogydae
Monday, July 30th, 2001 @ 02:26 pm
that's what furries are. just go to poe and search for "furries" and you'll enter a magical new world of that kind of thing.


NAME: jim repulsive
Monday, July 30th, 2001 @ 02:17 pm
what the fuck is a furry? and why are they acting like that? it reminds me of a page i found on poe once about the kitty e-mail where middle age women would go to pretend they were cats...i am going to go murder myself now.


NAME: GirlyGirl
WEBSITE: http://Glitch13.com
Monday, July 30th, 2001 @ 10:26 am
what a long strange trip this has been


NAME: ian the trogydae
Monday, July 30th, 2001 @ 05:24 am
so what's going on with all this? do we really have furries here?


NAME: glitch13
Sunday, July 29th, 2001 @ 11:46 pm
I am scared.


NAME: Aelis
Sunday, July 29th, 2001 @ 09:46 pm
*happy squeal* What's uppers Mary?? I told you this site was great, definately worth the sniff!! C ya at band practice, bye glich, bye foo!!*bounds towards the misty woods singing* "Tails in the air, without a care!!!" Bye Mary!!


NAME: Mary Contrary
WEBSITE: http://hometown.aol.com/mhansonrob/empire.html
Sunday, July 29th, 2001 @ 08:28 pm
Greetings! *Paw wave* *Mischievious smile* :-)
My purrrrrty fwiend Aelis sent me here cuz she thinks this site is furtastical and uniqute. I couldn't find your furry art tho but I just got here so I might have to sniff around a li'l more. N-E-waze..... this all looks very well done and I hope that there is lots more to see. (Maybe there should be less hyooman pix though. J/K!!!!) Take care of yourselves and keep those paws clean! :-D *Hugz*


NAME: Aelis
Sunday, July 29th, 2001 @ 07:59 pm
That is a funny picture of you glich! *paw up* Hi foo!Pleased to meet you! One of my first pets ( a guinea pig ) was named foo also, so double pleased to meet you!! What are your stats? (character and irl) I'm out of here, I've got some errands to run, c ya! *trots away*...*over the shoulder* And remember:
@--[--"Bare pawed, quad clawed;
In trees and brush, night or day;
Furried friends with hearts of play;
Gentle creatures, underfoot;
Follow now what's true and good."--}--@ Be yoursevles!!


NAME: foo
Sunday, July 29th, 2001 @ 05:40 pm
Man glitch...you aren't going to build any sort of following if you keep drawing pictures like that of the readers...


NAME: glitch13
Sunday, July 29th, 2001 @ 03:03 pm
Here, i drew a pretty picture of you, during your most favorite past time! Enjoy!


NAME: Aelis
Sunday, July 29th, 2001 @ 01:50 pm
Hi glich! I like your site!! *switch switch* I was wondering if I could add it to my furry web ring, it's very well established (since 1998!!) and you'll get quite a bit of exposure in the community. I like your pictures too, what's your furry code? Well I must be going, I wanted to tell the other furries on the board don't be shy, post away! I don't bite, not much anyway *nose twitch*
~Laterz!~


NAME: glitch13
Sunday, July 29th, 2001 @ 03:58 am
If that's not fix or something, I only want to know one thing: how much crack do you smoke?


NAME: Aelis
Sunday, July 29th, 2001 @ 03:44 am
Hi guys! I stumbled upon this awesome furry site after visiting a friend's link page, just thought I would introduce myself. *tail waves* hello! I'm Aelis, a 5'3" (1.6 m) 17-year-old blue furred anthromorphic cat with digitrade cat-like footpaws, a long tail and paw-like hands with retractable claws. I have a light blue belly, throat and muzzle.
Online on: AOL - bluefurredkitty
Out of character:
I'm pretty much the same out of character, except for not being an anthromorphic or having blue fur (although I often have blue hair). I'm from New England and can often be seen around wearing ears and a tail and of course barepawed. I'm also in an all furry band.
Furry code:
FF2acdmrw A C- D H++ M P++ R+ T+++ W Z Sf++ RLU a17 cn+ d+ e- f++ h* iwf+ j p++ sf+


NAME: glitch13
Sunday, July 29th, 2001 @ 03:33 am
oooow! Godamn that must sting!


NAME: Miss A
Sunday, July 29th, 2001 @ 03:10 am
It's all in the wrist i suppose.


NAME: ian the trogydae
Saturday, July 28th, 2001 @ 09:43 pm
given the size of spindle holes on your average 12", i wouldn't make statements like that. but that's just me.


NAME: mr.fix
Saturday, July 28th, 2001 @ 05:25 pm
the tron record provides proof of my sexual prowes...or some thing.


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