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FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED
Category: Misc
Wednesday, March 28th, 2001 @ 10:32 pm
Posted By Brent
Well, so I'm watching TV and seeing this huge uproar about this Martin Luther King commercial, where they have the him making the "I have a dream" speech in Washington, but its all mixed with computer graphics, so it looks like he's the only person there. Sure, he's an icon, sure its pretty cheesy for some telecom company to use this in a commercial, but does it actually affect anyone in an adverse way? Me thinks not. Someone even used the word 'sacrilege'. Oh pish.

Sacrilege is a computer animation of Jesus porking Andy Dick in a $6 a night room on Airline Highway, with dildos and lubes strewn around the room. This is just, well, who gives a fuck. Sure, he was great. Sure, of course what he helped do was extremely important insofar as bringing true freedom to our country, but think of it this way: How many humorous things have you seen about George Washington (keep in mind this commercial was supposed to be inspiring, not funny; so I'm giving you a mile of rope to hang me with if you disagree), and nobody complained. Fuck me, if it wasn't for him, nobody here would be free, we'd prolly still be gettin fucked up the asses with rolls of tax stamps by British fags with powdered wigs and little cute boxes of snuff.

Speaking of minorities, I saw something on the Daily Show that made me think. Why doesn't the media make more fun of the Amish? I mean, there's a lot of material there, and its not like they're going to complain. If they do complain, then they watched TV or saw it on the internet or someshit, which will prove they're not actually truely Amish anyway, and just pulling that P.C. rage that is all the fad these days, getting offended not because you are offended, but you're guessing someone somewhere is, so you might as well as join in on the being offended fun for the hell of it.

Well, enough ranting for one night, see you homos laterz.



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NAME: mr.fix
Friday, March 30th, 2001 @ 11:52 pm
brittish fags...powder wigs...stop reading my angel fire web page that was supposed to be a secret...


NAME: JonKatz
WEBSITE: http://slashdot.org/
Thursday, March 29th, 2001 @ 04:27 pm
FP beeyotches!!!!


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