a great man once said "Hunters, please remember to think before you shoot. Poorly placed shots waste valuable meat and cause game animals needless pain and suffering." that man was Eldon R. Cutlip. Eldon makes sausage. Eldon loves meat. Eldon lives in Idaho. Eldon sells meat hooks! not to get off track but all of this talk of meat makes me think of the trip that miss A. and i recently took to the Montana College town of Missoula. the trip was fairly uneventfull. one night Miss A. drank 6 bloody marys in a row and a fuck load of beer, after that the night was a blur but luckily it ended without either of us getting thrown in the clink. during our trip she had her first motor cycle ride ate her first fried oyster poe boy, had her first jello shot and some other crap that i can't remember right now. we saw a band from down south that rules live but the records leave a little to be desired. The Woggles. now...back to the meat. Eldon sells knives and bacon rub. i'm not too sure what bacon rub is but it sounds like a sexy voodoo mind fuck!!! speaking of sexy voodoo mind fucks i got my interview questions back from Gabe Roadie of The Murder City Devils. !!! so that post will be up very soon as well. i think that's all i can muster so i will post again very soon. below please marvel at a prime example of when vulva pumps go bad...MISS A + IAN = M47R1X
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NAME: jim repulsive
Tuesday, July 10th, 2001 @ 12:52 pm
yeah....sorry glitch i knew someone was going to feel cheated but ass-jab seems like such a good name for a pr0n site...
NAME: Miss A
Tuesday, July 10th, 2001 @ 03:58 am
GLITCH13 + MR FIX = A HAIRY TURD ON THE PORCH..BUT UPON FURTHER INSPECTION IT IS THE M47R1X
NAME: glitch13
Monday, July 9th, 2001 @ 10:58 pm
I feel cheated, ass-jab isn't really a website.
NAME: mr.fix
Monday, July 9th, 2001 @ 10:48 pm
if you square miss a.'s love for the matrix with ians obsession with the matrix it adds up to love.
a great man once said "Hunters, please remember to think before you shoot. Poorly placed shots waste valuable meat and cause game animals needless pain and suffering." that man was 
