W00T! ITS SOMEONE'S BIRTHDAY!

Sorry bout the pic Jason, its just about the only one I had on my harddrive at the time (well, I have a few more, but they might hurt the goat's feelings if I post them). It could be worse, I mean, I could have posted something like this:

Now what kind of insensitive prick would post a picture like that on your birthday of all days? Oh, wait, I think I just did, oops! Not are you only getting this, but your getting video of Cuong puking on Mardi Gras night!

I would have called you or someshit, but you're always either at work, with Reba, or I wake your Dad and he mumbles something about a leather mask with a zipper mouth and vaseline, so I usually just hang up real quick like.

Well, hope you're having fun, I'm not, I'm fighting with over the web credit card authorization at work, yay, fun fun! And while I'm bitching, how about some of you fucks contribute to my ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US thread in the forum, lazy bitches.

Till next time, this is Cap'n Fucko, over and out.

Comments

NAME: Girlygirl

Thursday, March 15th, 2001 @ 01:23 pm

from what i remember in my drunken stupor..you have a nice ass, Miss A.

NAME: glitch13

Monday, March 5th, 2001 @ 10:05 am

funny, we didn't seem to mind...

NAME: Miss A

Sunday, March 4th, 2001 @ 04:29 am

I would just like to make a small notation that my birthday is on March 24th, I would also like to say there is no need to ship me turds of elephant proportions as that joke has begun to wear thin. I would also like to apoligize for my behavior the night of the 5:00 a.m. ass shot to Brent and his girlfriend, I was very wound up.

NAME: suz

Saturday, March 3rd, 2001 @ 11:49 am

I WILL WUV YA FOR WHO YA ARE!
MISS YA GUYS SUZIE Q, S-Q

NAME: glitch13

Friday, March 2nd, 2001 @ 08:07 pm

Just like you'll remember my hot salami slippin' and slidin' in and out of your puckering starfish when I give you your birthday present.

NAME: jason

Friday, March 2nd, 2001 @ 07:10 pm

i will remember this...

NAME: glitch13

Friday, March 2nd, 2001 @ 10:39 am

Well, it has to do with the fact that I gave you a lovely dialpad.com phone call on your birthday, which I mentioned was impossible to do with jason. There's that and I ran across that picture the other day and that little anim just kinda popped in my head, it was just crying for execution.

NAME: ian the trogydae

Friday, March 2nd, 2001 @ 05:32 am

hmmmm....

and for my birthday all i got was a pic of a grill.

basking in rays of love here...

NAME: glitch13

Thursday, March 1st, 2001 @ 08:28 pm

Man, its almost hypnotic!