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I LOST MY VIRGINITY @ GLITCH13.COM
Category: Personal
Wednesday, July 11th, 2001 @ 10:48 pm
Posted By Brent
Well, I suppose I should apologize to Suzy, seeming as her birthday passed and I never did an embarassing animation for her. You see, I have no pictures of her on my computer, but fear not, I'm getting a hand-me-down scanner tommorow, so you will get to see her in all her animated glory as has become the tradion here on people's birthdays.

Not much going on around here right now, just nursing the last of the whiskey so that I don't make a drunken run to the store at midnight on a Wednesday. Oh, the joys of alcoholism. Speaking of, Matt and Amy got me a flask on their trip to L.A./San Fran, and its a neato little deal: Its prolly got about half a pint storage, but what makes it the killer app of boozing it up is the fact that it has a little flip-top compartment on the side of it for smokes. The only downfall is that I filled it up with booze and cigs in a drunken stupor and spilled whiskey all over it, so now I'm smoking brown cigarettes. Oh well, maybe I'll get ever more drunk while smoking them.

Miss A. was trying to talk me into waving my trouser snake around on the cam last night. Not to sure why I didn't do, or what numb nut excuse I made as to why I wasn't going to, but I can't blame her, my Dirk Diggler gargantuan reputation preceedes me everywhere I go. I suppose I was just born to be a star, a star, a bright and shining star.

I know the pic up there ain't nothing to write home about, but I was at a loss. I was going to put one of this chick up there, seeming as she has an ass and legs that you could crack walnuts on, but I couldn't settle on which single one best represented all of her equally. It was either bad ass shot of legs, or bad ass shot of ass, never the two together, so just take that link in trade.

As far as the internet porn hunting is concerned though, I do have reason to celebrate. If you've been viewing this page long enough, you may remeber this post. Well, I found the whole series that that top pic came from, and whitout further ado, here's a small sampling:




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NAME: mr.fix
Thursday, July 12th, 2001 @ 03:20 am
i just can't seem to do anything right...


NAME: mr.fix
Thursday, July 12th, 2001 @ 03:20 am



NAME: mr.fix
Thursday, July 12th, 2001 @ 03:16 am
if i woulda read the code i woulda' known that wouldn't work...i am an ass...


NAME: mr.fix
Thursday, July 12th, 2001 @ 03:11 am
i wanted to try this out


NAME: Miss A
Thursday, July 12th, 2001 @ 02:14 am
P.S. I think this kicks the shit out of both your porn. AND Canada.



NAME: Miss A
Thursday, July 12th, 2001 @ 01:52 am
Nice mask. Fuck you mime-porn.


NAME: jim repulsive
Thursday, July 12th, 2001 @ 01:23 am
by the by this kicks the fuck outta glitches pr0n


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