oookay. been awhile, i know. work schedule's been weirder than usual and i've just kinda been in a mental slump. that, coupled with trying to get xerxes7's site up and trying to think of ways to suggest to glitch13 that he maybe consider the idea of this being a portal sort of thing (i guess i just did that, didn't i?), plus fudging over the how-to's of basic HTML with mister fix and miss a, plus just plain laziness equals... no updates from me in a long long time. so i guess i should get around to amending that and post some stuff now, shouldn't i?
first off, i'd like to throw out a big montucky howdy to girlygirl who now seems to have been blessed with the ability to make her own posts and such. i think it's a great idea for a number of special reasons which i'll share with the likes of y'all (don't say i never gave you folks nuthin').
1. more writers= more to read= more smiles on my face
2. that nun picture is funny
3. that nun picture isn't that picture of the chick with the needles and cords and whatnot going through her
4. porkchops taste good
second off, i'd like to gloat for a bit. this internet's a big big place. (insert long-winded thing i just spent like a half hour trying to rephrase so that it didn't sound so damned stupid. then delete it because it kept sounding really dumb and only served as a wind up for the final delivery of these two beauties.)
and
basically what you're looking at in those two pics is proof that i exist on the net. now i know that's bound to come off as egotistical and all, but i know you are all as guilty as i am. you sign a guestbook, you can't help but think, "yeah, now total strangers will read what i wrote." you make a little website (referring more to my little attempts from the past then to this streamlined beauty we know as the goodship indistinguishable filth- so don't get pissy on me, glitch13) and you hope in your heart of hearts that it will become popular for whatever reason. so i certainly hope you can all forgive me for throwing up silly little screengrabs of the acceptance of one of my submissions to the mighty portal and comments on one of my rare guestbook signings at some designer's site. it's official- i'm real. like the velveteen goddamned moron, i'm real as the shit in your bowels.
okay, i think that's enough from me for now. i just thought of two big things i want to talk about, but i'll let them sit for a day or two. i'd hate to overpower you fine fine people with the glory that is me after the extended leave of absence i forced you all through.
