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BBQ TIME!
Category: Misc
Saturday, February 24th, 2001 @ 05:04 pm
Posted By Brent
I'm BBQ'n today! Fun fun fun. Yay!

Anyhow, last night I was quite gone, and it seems I held a quite long discussion with Ian, but I don't remember what I said. Upon looking in my ICQ history, I saw that I said (and he told me later) that I wanted to be Tyler Durden, I wanted to see his roomate pee, and that its funny that I still wear a necklace that my highschool girlfriend gave me.

Someone please remind me not to ever go that far into intoxication ever again.

Well, I gotta go hook up the BBQ supplies and pick spiderwoman up (its 500pm and he's already to drunk to drive). See you homo butt-humpers later.

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TIME FOR THE PORN!
Category: Misc
Wednesday, February 21st, 2001 @ 08:13 pm
Posted By Brent
I thought it had been long enough since I did a good ole fasioned porn post, so here it is.

On a side note, I have a job at work now with PHP, so I'll be learning that as the week progresses, eventually (hopefully) I will recreate the entire site in PHP, but for now this is my task: I had to figure out MySQL for the job (which wasn't that hard), and I think I'll be moving the backend over to that, using M.S. Access has just become a joke.

Anyhow, here's your porn!

Bath - Bath - Bath - Bath - Bath - Bath - Bath - Bath - Bath - Bath - Bath - Bath - Bath - Bath - Bath - Bath - Bath

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MUSINGS OF SIX IN THE MORNING
Category: Misc
Wednesday, February 21st, 2001 @ 08:45 am
(the following is to be read in the voice of ann mahoney, for those of you who are familiar with such a noise. if you're not, just watch an interview with pretty much anyone of the acting persuasion and you'll get the gist of the level of self-importance we're laying on here.)

4-ish. hungry. keep smoking and drinking coffee.

4:30-ish. still hungry. note to self: when you remember to do so, change your slashdot preferences back to whatever the hell they were before you found that three screens worth of first posts and their accompanying responses aren't really all that funny. maybe i'll get donuts later.

5-ish. yeah, there will be donuts. but i should maybe see if anything materialized in the fridge that would have my name on it. psh- nothing. anything in the cupboards i haven't gotten to yet? hmmmmmm... well, it's not very breakfasty, but it's here and i want breakfast so we'll see what can be done.

5:0'later. last time i tried this stuff without the meat it said i had to provide it came out crunchy and bitter. maybe i'll add some sugar to it. and since i'm only doing the rice part and not the meat, i'll only microwave it for half as long.

5:30-ish. um. not really bitter. still crunchier than rice is supposed to be. i'll let this sit awhile and see what's up at the kaliber. (tick-tock) what the fuck bowel of hell sound is that coming from my computer? sounds like the fan is boring into my cpu. oh well.

5:45-ish. still crunchy. maybe it needs the rest of the time in the mic after all. these cardigan essays and what-not are humorous in that smug, artsy, i'm-saying-i'm-not-cool-to-show-how-cool-i-am kind of way. still, i'm smiling as i read 'em.

6-ish. success! damn, i haven't posted anything of meaning to the filth in a good long while. no need to change that trend now i guess.

(maybe i'll see about continuing this in the comments...)

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HOLY REMOTE MONITORED POWER METERS BATMAN!
Category: Misc
Tuesday, February 20th, 2001 @ 05:26 pm
Posted By Brent
Well, well, well, what do we have here? Another post by moi? Sorry its been a while, and sorry I missed the WTFIT? I promised by this weekend, but its 'a cookin, don't worry about it.

So, to change subjects here, I was reading the paper today, it being filled the with heartfelt tragedy of Ernheardt (sp?) dying in Daytona, with one of the sub-headlines reading 'Fans still grasping for answers." Answers to what? Car+Fast*(OtherCar+Wall)=Dead. No need to get all philisophical about it (sorry bout the crassness, just sick of the media and how they have to sensationalize everything).

Well, that's about enough from me for now, I'll be back tomorrow for another fun filled update (unless Ian beats me to it[which I highly doubt]).

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NOT MUCH
Category: Misc
Friday, February 16th, 2001 @ 12:57 pm
Posted By Brent
Sorry for the lack of stuffs, I'm thinking there's gonna big a pretty good update this weekend, along with another creamy issue of WTFIT?.

As many of you may have noticed that I got my cam back up, although as we speak, its turned the wrong way. Don't blame me, I had to beat off to my net porn, wasn't going to let all you sicko's in on that sacred ritual.

I've also noticed that not many are voting in the poll; then again, I'm noticing not many people are visiting the site, so I guess those are pretty complimentary.

Well, I showed up kinda late to work, so I have quite a bit of crap to do, not to mention its payday, so I have that added obligation of making it seem like I'm worth a check.

Till then, keep your dicks outta the light socket.

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