I guess after the first hamburger went up that this site's rebirth as a place to experiment with and discuss web design was, in fact, stillborn. For the best, I suppose. Now I can port this original site over to a more modern paradigm while not losing the rich and illustrious historical tapestry we've all woven here.
I'll be removing the web design posts and just dumping their comments under this post.
Bring on the burgers.