Now, I enjoy porn as much, or more, than the next guy, but I've never really been the type to go in and read up on fan sites and such, so this may be old news to all of you that do (..coughJohncough..), but while rooting around I discovered that Sylvia Saint retired last year from the porn business. Let's have a moment of silence...
Now that that's over with, let's move on. Now some of you might be saying, "Hey, weren't you just looking at porn a couple hours ago on your last post? Are you some kind of pervert?" And I would naturally response, "Yes, I am, why are you here if you're not? I obviously induldge the more 'adult' side of online entertainment to get people to read my site, so shut up and get to clickin!" Then, if you were a hot chick, I'd probably buy you a drink and try to get you to come home with me, but that's another story.
Some of you other people, more astute in the art of literary anal retention, might say, "Hey, didn't you spell Sylvia with an 'I' instead of a 'Y' in your last post?" To which I would answer, "Ya, so?" But really, my only source of information about this woman is online, and its spelled different everywhere you go, so I looked it up on a fan site and it said that its spelled different in different movies too, so there. Oh yea, incase you missed this a while ago, I had a post last month with two really choice shots of her.
Ok, how about we really move on now? If any of you people know what band this is, and where and when they play next, be sure and drop me a comment, spilling the 411 in the process. Now I know shock rock chicks are becoming quite cliche, but my god, that's a show I wouldn't want to miss.
To skip subjects here, I'm sure we've all heard about Jesse Jackson by now, and all the hub bub and that beautiful irony, but I just wanted to bask in it for a moment....... Ah, now didn't that feel good? Man, I wouldn't want to be him, he's prolly got so much pressure on him right now, his brain is about to explode. That's good for him, that's what you get when you make a full time career out of flying around the country calling people racists for a living; it was only a matter of time before someone dug up some shit on him.
Well, that's about it, there's another issue of WTFIT? up for your parusal, so kick out the jams, and remember to always keep it real.