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Category: Work
Monday, October 20th, 2003 @ 08:40 pm
Posted By Brent
Heading back home on Wednesday, the 22nd! Finally I get to leave this assed out caper behind me and return to a life of drink and debauchery.

So, what's the plans for the coming weekend? Who's drinking? I'm not sure if I'm up for camping or anything out of the ordinary yet, just want to drink myself into a stupor surrounded by friends and foes alike, all passing me gilded chalices of spirits, hoisting me above their heads chanting lyrics that praise me, all while the women present bat their eyelashes at me and blush.

And, of course, to make sweet monkey butt sex with my sweet monkey butt sex partner.

Call me, I'm sure you won't want to miss any of it. Except for that monkey butt sex, you're missing that. Unless you're a hot woman. Then you can join. Maybe.

Oh, and by the way,



Category: Work
Wednesday, October 8th, 2003 @ 07:22 pm
Posted By Brent
As far as the lack of posting as of late, I've been assed out busy at work, where I make the bulk of my posts, so there's that.

I suppose the title and picture says it all for those of you who remember my previous post of this nature. This time I'm headed off to the great sands of Virginia Beach to help people with our software as they try to handle claims for the huge ass fuck that was Hurricane Isabel. Foo is up there currently, and has been for about a week and a half, so I'm going to relieve him of duty.

Tomorrow, Thursday, I will be catching a plane to the land of fun, sun, and tech support. I have a hour and change layover in Detroit on the way, so at least I'll be able to tell people I've been there. Actually, if my itinerary stats put, I'll be able to say that I've been there twice due to the trip back. I am so fucking worldly.

Everybody keeps telling me that I could make this trip fun, get away from home for a few days, maybe try to hang out on the beach if I get some time away (doubtful, but I don't know). If it was anything like Kansas City, wherein I did almost nothing except for one hour a day, its possible, but I'm sure it will be nothing like that.

You see, there's quite a bit of senior management up there, and with senior and management being synonymous with "make a lot of money" and "which one is a hole in the ground and which one is my ass", I'm sure I'll keep quite busy.

Well, I'll supposedly have broadband in my hotel room this time, so I'll be sure to keep you informed from the trenches.