there is a mosquito bugging me. make it stop i say!
okay, all better now. hi everybody. what have you been doing? i've been drinking the irish coke at glitch and girlygirl's house alllllll weekend long. saturday night we had a adventure and now i can tell you about it because it is time to tell it and everyone is asleep. so shhhhh.
oooh. i forgot too much of it. but here are the parts i remember best.
+in one part we were at a bar and girlygirl said, "ooh that is that famous man who makes jokes and looks like a dork." and glitch said his name was david crosby (that means he used to sing in a hippie band) so he shook his hand and i shook his hand and then glitch talked to him about meeting space ghost. it was a good time because we drank and laughed alot alot.
+then in another part we were on the street and glitch saw dj tram-k and tram-k said glitch had short hair and glitch said tram-k was bald. then i said tram-k was homogenous and then girlygirl had to tell us both to mind our manners. she said, "mind your manners!" but we forgot.
+we met the mayor of the future and his name is drew and he likes to drink and smoke and make promises so he is good. plus he taught me the secret of talking to girls so now i can talk to all the girls once i call them "her" and not "that". the secret is that you can't know the secret because the mayor of the future told me!!!! but that reminds me of something else.
i didn't tell a story to you in a long time and i also did not show a picture of a girl i like like glitch always does. so now i will.
i don't know what her name is (sorry) but she is pretty and i like her and i will talk to her butt very loud. i mean i WON'T talk to her butt very loud because who does that? not the mayor of the future, that's who!
now i will stop writing this so i can put the links where they belong in my story. okay?
there. that is all the links i could think of and now i am tired so i'm going to go to bed.
take care everybody!!! to the slopes!!!
So, I'm just sitting around, ya know, just rockin' and a' rollin' on the ole' computer (as pictured to the left there) when all of a sudden I'm beseiged by a blinding white light coming from my monitor. Then the walls start shaking, The earth was quaking, My mind was achin', and you... oh wait. Thats wrong. So anywho, that's when I heard it, the Voice of God. I think it may have been coming outta my computer speakers, but I have no way to verify, I'm only glad I had quick enough reflexes to record the stuff. I think it may have something to do with a link Fix put in his last post, but the fact remains it has supernatural origins:
Once it was all over, everthing went back to normal. I'm not quite sure what the meaning of all of it was, probably some shit about me being a "Choosen One" or "Born for Greatness". I get that kinda shit all the time.
