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Category: Rant
Thursday, June 20th, 2002 @ 09:44 pm
Posted By Brent
Well, I think this may be it. Poor ticket sales and lack of industry support may have put the final nail in glitch13.com's coffin. When it first started, the media proclaimed it would "revolutionize the way [we] waste time." It was supposed to reinvigorate the sagging interest in websites that offered absolutely nothing. Well, they were wrong. Dead wrong.


In reality, I've just lost interest in this website. I wish I could say something, like all those other webmasters who kill their site, like, "I love doing this, its just that the need to earn a steady paycheck and maintain a normal life just outweigh my interest in continuing..." But, as most of you who know me, that's just not true.

The format and subject (or lack there of) of this site has just stagnated and I'm not really interested in either anymore.

In other, more interesting news, I'm making pretty good progress on girlygirl's website, and its proving to be a fun project. She'll prolly end up with a cam and a wishlist, but hey, I'd fucking do it people would buy me shit. Her site's design is coming along swimmingly, and that backend is proving to be much more esthetically pleasing from a coding standpoint, and more interesting to work on. I could geek on about database abstraction and modular graphical functions, but you could probably care less. Suffice to say, it will probably entertain you more than this site.

So, what will happen to glitch13.com you ask? Dunno. Prolly get it off this pay server. Foo may choose to bail too, unless may girlygirl joins him with her site to ease the financial burden. Who knows. After that, I may or may not repoint the domain back to my home computer, with a more lax, less media intensive, less everything site.

If this site was on your daily check list of surfing, I'd apologize for taking it down, that is, if I didn't already know that fact that visiting this site daily has has little to no pay off for some time now.

In closing, I'd like to use the immortal words of one Mr. Andrew Von Fix,

that is all


Category: Misc
Thursday, June 13th, 2002 @ 12:13 am
Recently, I stumbled upon this. The only complaint I've got with it is that it doesn't have a little save as function so you've got to do a screen grab and then edit to suit. Otherwise I think it's kind of funny whether I count myself a fan of South Park or not. Anyway, the following are the results of myself and those I share a roof with. I encourage those with the ability to do so to post their results as well.

Yours truly.

She who brings rabbits.

He who bangs drums.


Category: Personal
Wednesday, June 5th, 2002 @ 12:29 am
Posted By Brent
Ya, its me, the big G-one-three. I guess I've been on hiatus for a while now. A lot of people that I've talked to think I did the last post for obvious reasons, but its not true, check out the 'posted by' name, it was Ian.

For all of you that don't know, I got a job with foo at an insurance claims company (not an insurance company, that's gay). All's been super swell. Its nice to be confronted by a problem you need to right code for, and you can do it in php. For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, trust me, it rocks. We got hit bad with klez last week, but due to the fact that there's two of us now, he got to keep coding, and I got to wipe it off of 30+ computers. And install software to keep it off. And check up on said software every 30 seconds. And find misc computers around the building that aren't documented anywhere that were festering with infection. But, hey, it keeps me busy. Besides that, I've been busy with a data migration project that is pretty much taking up all my spare time plus some.

I know this doesn't interest two thirds of my audience (read: 4 out of the 6 of you all), but I just had to vent my spleen for a moment.

Outside of that, not much has been going on. I've started eating and drinking on weekdays again. I still don't know if that's good or bad. Probably bad, I've been feeling husky lately. I'm kinda of throwing away my dream of attaining the sveltness of my younger days. Or maybe not. Maybe a good month long drug binge will bring me back into weight check.

Anyhow, I miss my point... well, really I have no point. I guess I'll go now. You've had you're damned update, I hope your happy.

Oh yeah, and congrats to the Winkle, he gots himself gain'fly employed now too. And working with linux. ROCK ON!


Category: pr0n
Saturday, June 1st, 2002 @ 06:14 pm
     Those of you who have been here long enough (yes, all of you) may remember that there used to be features here and that one of the features was a little thing called "What The Fuck Is That?" WTFIT? was a chance to show off rather odd little bits of pr0n. This wasn't just stuff where you're left thinking that the people were kind of weird looking or their outfits were odd. It was for the truly weird, where you just don't understand what's going on or maybe you do but you don't know who it's supposed to appeal to. This was all pretty much under glitch's jurisdiction. If I'm looking for kewl nekkid pictures and I see gross things it's off to the next thing for me. However, I've recently found a couple gems. So without further ado, What The Fuck Is That?


     Okay. Now I'm of the school of guys that digs seeing hot chicks do violent stuff. So you could say I'm a straight male with a pulse. But this lady's just kind of squatting and looking at an axe. There's no blood anywhere, so nobody's been hurt yet. And she doesn't really look all that murderous or anything right now, so I doubt anyone is going to get hurt. I guess on a certain level this works like some weird-ass rebus level like when glitch calls a vaheena an axe wound. But she's still got her panties on, so even that's a pretty big stretch. I don't know. It's weird.


     More on the same theme, I guess. Hot girl and weapon. I'm lost. At least she looks like she's ready to gut somebody. And what's with the sausage curtains??? Ohhh... I get it. Axe wound. Meat curtains. HAHA. This world is dumb.