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Category: Humor
Saturday, July 28th, 2001 @ 03:23 am
Posted By Brent
I don't know if I mentioned this before on here, but if you haven't seen Momento, then by all means, get your heinie hole to whatever obscure theatre in your area that shows semi-indie/industry films and get ready for a simulation of 2 hours on a heavy dose of the brown acid from Woodstock.

Don't really have much to post about, just have to congratulate future tard on his balls to post a near full frontal nudity shot of himself on the site. Well, full frontal + the Tron soundtrack.

Like I mentioned a couple posts ago, the commenting system on the poll is now working, so comment away, you young gutter aristocrats! Its a milder version of the commenting for the news updates; I figured no one would want all that info needed (ie website, email, etc) when shooting out a one line zinger about the poll.

In other news, Hardgeus has been quite the little creative scoundrel these past few days. Not only did he post a pretty astute parody of Penny Arcade (which I will admit is funny, but I still enjoy the strip), but he also tried his hand at flash, whilst incorparating the most horrid picture of me known to man: please partake, and revel in the fine bouquet! If you're wondering what the fuck I'm saying, read the title of this post. If you still have questions, then tough. Its an inside joke and I'm too drunk to explain it.

I hate you all.


Category: Personal
Thursday, July 26th, 2001 @ 03:26 am
Posted By mr.fix
JuLy 23 2001


Category: Personal
Monday, July 23rd, 2001 @ 06:18 pm
Posted By xerxes7
um hi and this is the important news of today to all of you in the world!

there are some many days on the calendar that are important and they can be president's day and christmas and then some more and one of the more ones is the one that is today written on the calendar to say "Mr. Fix". that means it is mister fix's birthday today so here is the picture of him. (sorry i did not make it like a cartoon, i do not know how to do that.)

image insertion

so today he is this many years old. oops. i do not have that many fingers. to celebrate jim repulsive says we will have a blackout party. i think that means we will turn off the lights and tell scary stories and maybe five minutes in heaven, which is where you spin a bottle and then whoever it points at gets hit on the head and they pass out for five minutes and go to heaven. unless they pass out longer. then it is a technical foul and we call the police on them. cheaters don't win.

also, i will not put up a picture of a girl now because amy vomit won't stop trying to hump me but i don't have a picture of her.

the end.


Category: Music
Saturday, July 21st, 2001 @ 03:26 pm
Posted By Brent
Well, congratulations to me and a few other compadres for partaking in what is probably the lengthiest discussion to ever have taken place here. I was guessing that I better throw up a new update before it either stagnated, or people started killing each other.

In other news, I got in a 3 hour long phone debate with Ian over the stronger points of Tenacious D. He's a disbeliever, and try as I might, I couldn't make him a convert. Now he tried to pull some kind of comparison with a music he liked and I didn't, and somehow The Bauhaus came into the argument. Now, The Bauhaus suck. They suck big dicks. I would even go so far as to say they like sucking big dicks. How can you preach disdain for the D, and say these guys rock the motherfucking house? I'm sorry, if you like them, you're not an art fag, you're an art fag minus the 'art' part. While most rockstars may have this greet them at their hotel room after a show, The Bauhaus probably had this.

Ok, now that I've taken cheap pot-shots at one of my best friend's sexuality, I'll digress.

Bill Brasky once punched through a cow just to see what was coming down the road!

After hearing bitching for a while now, and having people pop up these comments all over the site instead of a centralized location, I'm adding a commenting system to the poll. It will probably be a while seeming as I no longer have Office, so I'll be creating everthing by hand in SQL. Kinda sucks, but makes me a more well rounded person.

If you all haven't visited Angry John's site in a while, you might want to check it out. His promises are empty. Regardless of what he's said, its Saturday afternoon and we're not here grillin' up some tuna steaks. Don't play with my emotions, I'll kick your ass and piss in your dead skull. He's probably an art fag minus the 'art' part too. But he does like Ten D, so I guess the universe is in balance after all.

I railed on Peter for a while because I thought he lied to me and said the D was playing with Ween in Denver, and I saw no evidence of it anywhere. I apologize, the annoucement is on both of their sites now, he was right. To bad I don't live ANYWHERE NEAR FUCKING COLORADO. I would be at that show quicker that you can say 'art fags don't like funny music'.

I guess this is the end of this post, so I'll leave you with a couple of gals who could either be A) a fake Spice Girls porn photo shoot, or B) the new Glitch13.com Cheerleaders. You decide:

[Ed Note] Oh yeah, you have to hear this shit.


Category: Music
Tuesday, July 17th, 2001 @ 09:44 pm
Posted By Brent
Well, Theres bigass news ladies and gents! I may be a little late on this, but I have exclusive news, if by exclusive I mean me and everyone else who reads sites about the self-proclaimed Greatest Band on Earth, that the one, the only Tenacious D is currently making their first album which will be released on September 25th. And get this shit, its being produced by the not so one and only Dust Brothers of Paul's Boutique and Beck fame. Not only that thought, they also have a motherfucking movie(!) in the works.

In celebration of this grand announcement, I have found the D's first video, and internet only release (yes, I am aware of the stigma attached to internet only releases), created by non other than that dude whom no one can ever remember his name, that makes Ren & Stimpy and Spumco and all that sick shit:

Fuck Her Gently

Its in Flash, and its a biggin (bout 3 megs), so give it some time, I don't know how long it will take to download on the shitty ass upload speed I get on cable. In other news, as if there's news comparable to that, .... wait there isn't.

But anyhow, I was reading Penny Arcade the other day, and they had shot out a link to this little tidbit about this industry secret lawsuit about this guy who got fucked up the ass by Coca-Cola and the Federal Courts(figuratively, of course). I think this guy is my new hero. Its a long read, but well fucking worth it if you are at all interested in the depths that a multinational corporation will sink to cover up its own fucking retardation. Its fucked up that no mainstream news organization is covering it in the least.